First, the time. 30 years ago. Things were different then.
I was a Commercial and Instrument rated pilot, hundreds of hours of VOR navigation, and familiar with the zigzag over the stations, as flown by auto pilots.
The flight from Chicago O Hare to Baltimore Washington on a miserable windy snowy after noon, almost all flights delayed by hours. We sat onboard for nearly an hour before pushback, and taxied to the parallel taxiway and joined the line. The runways and taxiways had been plowed at least once.
Shortly, “This is the Captain speaking, we are third in line, and will depart soon”. I had a right side window seat, and could see the planes in front of us crossing to the runway and departing. Since they were so far away, I started counting, and we were the seventh plane to take the runway. The Captain was a liar.
The departure was normal, but shortly after we took off, the airliner did the VOR zigzag, we were on auto pilot. At that time auto pilot was restricted to above some arbitrary altitude, and we had not reached 10% of that value yet, the VOR was a fix on an approach to the runway, opposite direction. This was followed by a turn east, capture of the outbound radial, and a few overshoots due to the sensitivity so close to the station. With the auto pilot on, the radial selector had obviously been simply rotated to the new radial, and the autopilot hunted and found it.
Good pilots went to heading mode when approaching the station, centered up the CDI with the heading bug after crossing, and re engaged VOR nav. This was the first time that I had felt an airliner zigzag across a VOR. For a turn, they hand flew for a couple of minutes, until established on the new radial.
About 15 minutes later “This is your Captain, we are getting preferred routing to make up our late time, and we will be in Boston nearly on time”. Long pause “That will be Baltimore on time”. Later “This is your Captain, we will be in Boston in uh click, click about x minutes and y hours” click k click Baltimore”.
We had another update, this time to Baltimore, and a different voice, and this time, a plausible estimate.
We had zigzagged every VOR on the route, and arrived the same time late as we had departed, and happily, the terminal said Baltimore. I carried the L charts and approach books for the route and destination in my attaché case when doing business trips. My partner for that trip had an alcoholic father, and opined that the pilot was staggering drunk, and the other pilot was flying the plane. My opinion was the autopilot was flying; the First Officer was managing the systems and did the landing.
The cockpit door did not open after we were at the gate. I really should have called the tower and suggested that security visit the cockpit. That was a triple engine plane, with a full load of passengers, and the First Officer was not succeeding in controlling the Captain.