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CyanoAcrylate…Super Glue. It’s when you’ve got enough seniority for the upgrade to stick.What might a CA Upgrade be?

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CyanoAcrylate…Super Glue. It’s when you’ve got enough seniority for the upgrade to stick.What might a CA Upgrade be?

I just wanted to come here and say that yesterday I keyed the mic on ground and said:
"ladies and gentlemen, We will be airborne in just a few minutes. Will the flight attendants please prepare for takeoff"
I am looking for the live ATC feed now. I deserve to be ridiculed for this.
I just wanted to come here and say that yesterday I keyed the mic on ground and said:
"ladies and gentlemen, We will be airborne in just a few minutes. Will the flight attendants please prepare for takeoff"
I love when I hear that, or calls to the FBO on guard...I just wanted to come here and say that yesterday I keyed the mic on ground and said:
"ladies and gentlemen, We will be airborne in just a few minutes. Will the flight attendants please prepare for takeoff"
I am looking for the live ATC feed now. I deserve to be ridiculed for this.
Wait’ll you check in with tower and they tell you to land and hold short, but let them know if you can’t make it. You acknowledge that, and then make a quick cabin announcement, after which the captain notices that you forgot to switch the mic back to the radio, and says, “Tell tower we’re not going to make it.”I just wanted to come here and say that yesterday I keyed the mic on ground and said:
"ladies and gentlemen, We will be airborne in just a few minutes. Will the flight attendants please prepare for takeoff"
I am looking for the live ATC feed now. I deserve to be ridiculed for this.

They did not respond which disappointed me.What was the response from ground?
Naah, it just cancels out one buttered landing.I just wanted to come here and say that yesterday I keyed the mic on ground and said:
"ladies and gentlemen, We will be airborne in just a few minutes. Will the flight attendants please prepare for takeoff"
I am looking for the live ATC feed now. I deserve to be ridiculed for this.
Nothing anyone of us hasn’t done…I just wanted to come here and say that yesterday I keyed the mic on ground and said:
"ladies and gentlemen, We will be airborne in just a few minutes. Will the flight attendants please prepare for takeoff"
I am looking for the live ATC feed now. I deserve to be ridiculed for this.
Pfft!! Pales in comparison to the Southwest guy ranting about the Chicago domicile FA’s being grannies and gays. Or the Southwest ‘rollin coal’ dude at John Wayne. And Controllers get stuck mics to. TorontoI just wanted to come here and say that yesterday I keyed the mic on ground and said:
"ladies and gentlemen, We will be airborne in just a few minutes. Will the flight attendants please prepare for takeoff"
I am looking for the live ATC feed now. I deserve to be ridiculed for this.
Ya wanna be ridiculed. OK.I just wanted to come here and say that yesterday I keyed the mic on ground and said:
"ladies and gentlemen, We will be airborne in just a few minutes. Will the flight attendants please prepare for takeoff"
I am looking for the live ATC feed now. I deserve to be ridiculed for this.
Those sentences apply in soooo many places.Nothing anyone of us hasn’t done…
But it’s still funny when someone else does it !
Well I found out this week that your company doesn't do the DFW-PIA route. So I guess I'll never get to buy you dinner.

Yah butt…. He is suppose to be a “prooofffeesssiiioonaaallll” pile let now!Nothing anyone of us hasn’t done…
But it’s still funny when someone else does it !

Hey, I had a great one but in reverse. We got a new clearance enroute, and instead of the FO reading it back to ATC he picked up the PA phone and read it back to the cabin.Yah butt…. He is suppose to be a “prooofffeesssiiioonaaallll” pile let now!![]()
Any pilots in the cabin were probably likeHey, I had a great one but in reverse. We got a new clearance enroute, and instead of the FO reading it back to ATC he picked up the PA phone and read it back to the cabin.
, while the rest of the pax were like
. (Or maybe everyone was just
)A cockpit video of one of your flights has been leaked:Year two will likely be less exciting
A cockpit video of one of your flights has been leaked:
I’ve got a former boss who missed the W and touched a row down when typing the greeting to Mr Whit—— in an email. Fortunately the customer has a good sense of humor.A couple of decades ago I send an email reply (to the customer) instead of "forward" (to an employee), with a negative tone about the customer. Lost the customer. It was a good wake up call. Since then, I don't send electronic messages that I wouldn't mind anyone seeing, and same when on a phone call or conference.