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[Clark1961]

What crop should Tom grow?

 

[Flymeariver]

How many threads will turn into arguments today?

What is your favorite thread this year? Today ? Yesterday?

 

[Sac Arrow]

What crop should Tom grow?

I don't know what Tom looks like but I assume he is up there in age, and very possibly has male pattern baldness. Again I don't know that, I could be completely wrong, but if that is the case, then he needs to grow hair.

Tom should grow a crop of hair.

If he grows pot, even though he claims he won't use the product, eventually he will give in and roll a huge ass endo spliff, and veg to endless replays of Heavy Metal as Domino's delivery boys line up at his door.

How many threads will turn into arguments today?

What is your favorite thread this year? Today ? Yesterday?

1. It would be relatively simple for the MB programmers to incorporate and "active threads" statistic. They wouldn't need to parse anything more than that.

2. They are all obscure and unread, if I reveal them it would be like posting the coordinates of the gold mine.

 

[Anymouse]

What would you do if you were out on a rural road, riding your bike and you found a set of keys?

 

[AuntPeggy]

Did you find my keys?

 

[Sac Arrow]

What would you do if you were out on a rural road, riding your bike and you found a set of keys?

I would post about the incident on an aviation message board.

Did you find my keys?

The are right here...

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

I would say if you find a fork in the road.....take it.

 

[Sac Arrow]

I would say if you find a fork in the road.....take it.

Actually, where I was riding that day, I would have more likely found a cork in the road.

 

[Anymouse]

I would say if you find a fork in the road.....take it.

What would Sac do if he found a spoon in the road?

 

[Sac Arrow]

What would Sac do if he found a spoon in the road?

I'd give you the straight scoop on what happened.

 

[MikeELP]

Chocolate or vanilla?

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

I'd give you the straight scoop on what happened.

What would a crooked scoop look like?

 

[Norman]

What would a crooked scoop look like?

Something your dog left behind.

 

[eman1200]

What would Sac do if he found a spoon in the road?

is it a left-handed spoon?

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

Something your dog left behind.

no different than some of that Asian sushi Sac's been scarf'n down.....

 

[Sac Arrow]

Chocolate or vanilla?

He's both, technically, the real question is Hawaii or Nigeria.

What would a crooked scoop look like?

is it a left-handed spoon?

You guys ask in jest. These things actually exist...

 

[Anthony]

What is the "meat" in Chinese food they call "chicken"?

 

[Sac Arrow]

What is the "meat" in Chinese food they call "chicken"?

There is a lot of paranoia over the potential for Fluffy or Rover to end up in your carton of Kung Pao, but the truth of the matter is that the Chinese consider cats and dogs as delicacies.

Chicken is cheap and generally more available than palatable house pets. You can be fairly well assured that the chicken in your Spicy General Chicken is the real thing. They aren't going to waste a cat or a dog on you. No, Fluffy is being skinned and stir fried in a back room someplace as a special dish for the esteemed Mister Ho and his associates in exchange for not shaking the joint down for extra protection money that month.

Now, I've eaten some weird sheeoot in SE Asia before, but only on one occasion have they tried to disguise the true identity of the meat. Or perhaps they just didn't know the correct word for it. I thought about it later, but rabbits are not in fact indigenous to Southeast Asia to my knowledge.

 

[MAKG1]

I thought about it later, but rabbits are not in fact indigenous to Southeast Asia to my knowledge.

The kind with short ears and long tails that scamper along the baseboards at night, are much more common.

 

[Anymouse]

What is the "meat" in Chinese food they call "chicken"?

 

[MikeELP]

In America, we walk the dog. In China, they wok the dog.

 

[Sac Arrow]

The kind with short ears and long tails that scamper along the baseboards at night, are much more common.

And those things get freakin' huge.

 

[overdrive148]

How much Sac could a Sac ask Sac if an asked Sac could ask Sac?

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

just 5lbs worth of Sac.....

 

[Anthony]

Why are magic eight balls always right, and how do they work?

 

[Sac Arrow]

How much Sac could a Sac ask Sac if an asked Sac could ask Sac?

You can take the boy out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy. Sac ain't ask anything. He aks.

Why are magic eight balls always right, and how do they work?

They operate on the Henning Principle which is a probability theorem that out of the ten positive answers, five neutral answers and five negative answers, with the ball weighted to favor the neutral answers, that the bell curve of answers will statistically coincide with that of the expected answers of the questions asked, assuming that the subset of the people that make use of the eight ball are afflicted with the Henning Complex, which is a disorder involving compulsive truth seeking by arbitrary methods.

 

[Anthony]

Why is Henning's personal Magic Eight Ball, "different"?

 

[Cap'n Jack]

You can take the boy out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy. Sac ain't ask anything. He aks.



They operate on the Henning Principle which is a probability theorem that out of the ten positive answers, five neutral answers and five negative answers, with the ball weighted to favor the neutral answers, that the bell curve of answers will statistically coincide with that of the expected answers of the questions asked, assuming that the subset of the people that make use of the eight ball are afflicted with the Henning Complex, which is a disorder involving compulsive truth seeking by arbitrary methods.

You forgot those answers whose probability is multiplied by (-1)**0.5

 

[Sac Arrow]

Why is Henning's personal Magic Eight Ball, "different"?

Henning uses the encylopedia version Magic Eight Ball.

You forgot those answers whose probability is multiplied by (-1)**0.5

This is the ask the Sac thread, not attack the Sac thread!!

 

[MikeELP]

Is Henning from this planet? If not, where from?

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Henning uses the encylopedia version Magic Eight Ball.



This is the ask the Sac thread, not attack the Sac thread!!

Sorry about that! That wasn't a dig at you!

 

[flhrci]

Henning uses the encylopedia version Magic Eight Ball.



This is the ask the Sac thread, not attack the Sac thread!!

Sac, should some one start an Attack the Sac thread?

 

[Flymeariver]

Sac,

I have two places to be today but yet at the same time. How do I decide which place to go to? No, there are no pretty asians at either location

 

[Sac Arrow]

Sac, should some one start an Attack the Sac thread?

I plead the 5th.

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Sac,

I have two places to be today but yet at the same time. How do I decide which place to go to? No, there are no pretty asians at either location

All right. You are a psychopath.

Easy, easy, easy... that was not a personal attack. Let me explain.

I heard a very interesting program on the radio not to long ago given by this psychologist that suggests that successful people have varying degrees of psychopathic tendencies, characteristics include increased risk tolerance, and a decision system that is reward based vs. fear based. If you're fairly low on the scale, you're a successful driven person, and if you're high on the scale, you're a serial murderer. The fact that you would include pretty Asians as a criteria for selection suggests to me that your decision system is reward based.

So therein lies your answer. Which place offers more reward on time invested? Which place has the most negative consequence of absence? If one place satisfies both criteria that's your answer. If both places satisfies the two criteria you have to decide which is more important. If you opt for fear based, you're a sheep. If you go reward based, you could potentially be a serial killer and you might want to consider a HIMS specialist on your next medical.

 

[Clark1961]

How can you be in two places at once when you are nowhere at all?

 

[Sac Arrow]

How can you be in two places at once when you are nowhere at all?

This sums it up nicely.

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

What would Sac do with a wet towel from a fat man?

 

[Sac Arrow]

What would Sac do with a wet towel from a fat man?

He wouldn't touch it, even if it hadn't been pilfered from the cleaning room.

(For those unaware, this is in reference to a current discussion on the Purple Board.)

 

[MikeELP]

You ignored my question about Henning!!

 

[Sac Arrow]

You ignored my question about Henning!!

I don't want to attack Henning. But I'm convinced he's not from another planet, just from the future. Or maybe the past, depending on the debate at hand.