Ask Sac a question

[MikeELP]

What is the diameter of the earth as measured in furlongs?

 

[flhrci]

What is the diameter of the earth as measured in furlongs?

Sac, do you know what a furlong is?

 

[Flymeariver]

How do I get flymeariver to not copy my post?

pay me half of your inheritance

 

[Flymeariver]

Buzz off!! This is "Ask Sac a question"!!

 

[Flymeariver]

what is a douche?

does it come in a bag?

 

[N801BH]

what is a douche?

does it come in a bag?

When the wenches get old, they do get baggy...

 

[X3 Skier]

Will Roger Godell and Tom Brady kiss and make up?

 

[MarkL]

Are these the droids you are looking for?

 

[Anymouse]

Who grew the Freakies Tree?

 

[MikeELP]

Where the heck is Sac? The questions are piling up and we demand answers! False advertising!!

I want a refund!!

 

[Flymeariver]

Is a sailboat race like a submarine race?

Do teenagers still do "submarine" races?

 

[Matthew]

Where the heck is Sac? The questions are piling up and we demand answers! False advertising!!

I want a refund!!

He might be taking a Pop Tart break.

 

[MikeELP]

He might be taking a Pop Tart break.

Frosted strawberry?

 

[Matthew]

Frosted strawberry?

Dunno. Ask Sac.

 

[MikeELP]

Dunno. Ask Sac.

That's what we're waiting for. The lollygagger hasn't been around for hours.

So hard to find good help these days.

 

[Matthew]

That's what we're waiting for. The lollygagger hasn't been around for hours.

So hard to find good help these days.

Hmmm, I'll ask him what he's up to.

Sac, what are you up to?

 

[Sac Arrow]

Hmmm, I'll ask him what he's up to.

Sac, what are you up to?

Oh my god dude, I've been texting my Indian for the last four hours I'm gonna score a niece at the minimum!

 

[Sac Arrow]

Oh I'm like so ****ed up right

 

[Matthew]

Oh my god dude, I've been texting my Indian for the last four hours I'm gonna score a niece at the minimum!

Does she have a sister?

 

[Marks]

Why is a piece of string?

 

[Zeldman]

Should I buy a Plymouth or an Oldsmobile?

 

[flhrci]

Is this the end of the Ask a Sac thread?

 

[N801BH]

Is this the end of the Ask a Sac thread?

Maybe Sac pulled a Janice Joplin on us,,,...

 

[Becky]

Maybe Sac pulled a Janice Joplin on us,,,...

Busted flat in Baton Rouge?

 

[N801BH]

Busted flat in Baton Rouge?

Well At least belly up in a hotel room some where...

 

[Sac Arrow]

How do I actually receive the money promised to me by the rich Prince's in Africa without sending them money first?

Proactivity. Scam them first.

how do i get a rich prince or princess from Africa to send me a large inheritance?

You are going to have to service him/her.

What Would Ron Say??

Rotor & Wing is full of s**t!

How do I get flymeariver to not copy my post?

Don't post

What is Sac's shoe size?

9 1/2

What is the diameter of the earth as measured in furlongs?

I'm to lazy to look it up right now.

Sac, do you know what a furlong is?

Yes

what is a douche?

does it come in a bag?

It's sort of like an enema, except from the front. In fact that's how it got invented.

"Je vais faire un lavement." (I am going to have an enema.)

"Je l'ai mis dans le mauvais trou!" (I put it in the wrong hole!)

"Douche!" (D'oh!)

When the wenches get old, they do get baggy...

Or rusty. (Oh wait, that's something else.)

Will Roger Godell and Tom Brady kiss and make up?

They're probably giving each other douches as we speak.

Are these the droids you are looking for?

Close but no.

Who grew the Freakies Tree?

Tom Brady.

Where the heck is Sac? The questions are piling up and we demand answers! False advertising!!

I want a refund!!

I was out of commission last night. I have a rule of not posting when I'm drunk. I don't always follow that rule.

Is a sailboat race like a submarine race?

Do teenagers still do "submarine" races?

If your sailboat turns in to a submarine, you have bigger problems than winning a race.

He might be taking a Pop Tart break.

I don't eat Pop Tarts.

Frosted strawberry?

But when I do, they are chocolate.

Does she have a sister?

No, I already asked. But her niece is, dayum.

Why is a piece of string?

Because someone cut it off when they should have burned it off.

Should I buy a Plymouth or an Oldsmobile?

No.

Is this the end of the Ask a Sac thread?

No.

Busted flat in Baton Rouge?

Actually, since I've been running the Continental Gator Hardshells on my bike I haven't had a flat. But if you must know I just finished an 85 mile bike ride.

 

[overdrive148]

Proactivity. Scam them first.

Zigerians. The galaxy's most ambitious and least successful con artists.

 

[MikeELP]

What would R&W say?

 

[Sac Arrow]

What would R&W say?

"The Chief Counsel has a gay lover and I know who it iiiiisss, na na na naaaa na!"

 

[Old Geek]

Busted flat in Baton Rouge?

Stuck in Lodi is more likely...

 

[Sac Arrow]

Stuck in Lodi is more likely...

Well, yeah....

I can't tell if it's cloud cover or smoke keeping the sun down...

 

[MikeELP]

Red chili sauce or green chili sauce?

 

[flhrci]

Sac,

You are the last human being on Earth and the only food left for all eternity is one hamburger in a bun and one hamburger wrapped in lettuce. Which do you eat and which one do you throw out?

David

 

[Flymeariver]

5 chickens come to the road they need to cross. How do they decide who crosses the road first?

 

[Clark1961]

Did the landslide really bring it down?

 

[Clark1961]

What if brand new bells don't ring?

 

[Flymeariver]

why is it that big dogs are more scared of people then little dogs?

why do animals lick their privates but humans don't?

 

[Clark1961]

Is it good to be out of the rain?

 

[Swampfox201]

Whatever happened to Kimberly?


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[Clark1961]

Is it a shame to feel better when you feel no pain?