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[frfly172]

Can I log this.

 

[Sac Arrow]

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Overworked.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Can I log this.

Technically, any post to a message board is a log.

 

[Matthew]

Ginger or Mary Ann?

 

[Anymouse]

Is 42 really the answer to the ultimate question?

Let's see what happens when post 42 comes up.

Overworked.

Just thought I would help out the zen master. That and I want to know what his new answer will be.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Mary Ann, any day of the week. Although, baby is looking a tad rough these days.

 

[Anymouse]

What is "is?"

 

[Sac Arrow]

Just thought I would help out the zen master. That and I want to know what his new answer will be.

Overworked is key. The zen master is a tad overworked right now.

 

[Sac Arrow]

What is "is?"

The third person singular present of be.

 

[Gerhardt]

How long until Caddyshack III is released?

 

[Sac Arrow]

How long until Caddyshack III is released?

You're a little bit late.

 

[Anymouse]

Why did a worldwide muslim terrorist organization name themselves after an Egyptian goddess??

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072516/

 

[Flymeariver]

Are you into sheep like Ben?

 

[Flymeariver]

How much wool to make one fleece blanket?

 

[Flymeariver]

Do people still wear Mink?

 

[AggieMike88]

Ssssss Boom Bah

What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

 

[Sac Arrow]

Why did a worldwide muslim terrorist organization name themselves after an Egyptian goddess??

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072516/

Because Menhit just sounded a little too violent.

Are you into sheep like Ben?

I've never seen a sheep like Ben.

How much wool to make one fleece blanket?

Just enough to be pulled over the eyes.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Do people still wear Mink?

Yes, it's just commonly misspelled with a P.

 

[Clark1961]

Given that true intellectual and emotional compatibility are at the very least difficult, if not impossible to come by, we could always opt for the more temporal gratification of sheer physical attraction. That wouldn't make you a shallow person, would it?

 

[Sac Arrow]

Given that true intellectual and emotional compatibility are at the very least difficult, if not impossible to come by, we could always opt for the more temporal gratification of sheer physical attraction. That wouldn't make you a shallow person, would it?

If Ford is to Chevrolet what Dodge is to Chrysler...

 

[wilkersk]

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
What is it?

 

[Sac Arrow]

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
What is it?

Franklins that ain't Bens.

 

[Flymeariver]

Is a Doctor a Bonanza killer or is the Bonanza a Doctor killer?

 

[Flymeariver]

what is the best aircraft ?

Cheapest one?

Most expensive one?

 

[Anthony]

Who killed JFK?

 

[Sac Arrow]

Is a Doctor a Bonanza killer or is the Bonanza a Doctor killer?

There is no POA member named Doctor.

what is the best aircraft ?

Cheapest one?

Most expensive one?

Arguably, a twin fits all three criteria.

Who killed JFK?

I'm going to go out on a limb (or rather down a well) and throw Jimmy Hoffa out there.

 

[Luvrv8]

I found my keys. Dude, where's my car?

 

[Bill]

Ginger or Mary Ann?
Jeannie or Samantha?
Paper or plastic?
Vi or Emacs?

 

[pbramlett]

Does it have an autopilot?

 

[Shawn]

If a low flying canoe crash lands in your back yard, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse in the snow?

Oooh, ooh, I know!!

Potato!

WRONG!...answer is: Blue, because snakes don't have armpits!

Next question:

Did Ben ever by an airplane?

 

[Sac Arrow]

I found my keys. Dude, where's my car?

See the little red button on the fob? Push it.

Ginger or Mary Ann?
Jeannie or Samantha?
Paper or plastic?
Vi or Emacs?

Asked and answered
Neither, cloth
Notepad

Does it have an autopilot?

It does, but the shop says it will take ten grand to replace the servos to make it work again.

WRONG!...answer is: Blue, because snakes don't have armpits!

Next question:

Did Ben ever by an airplane?

There are videos showing Ben by an airplane, as well as in it.

 

[Anymouse]

Will you join the CAP so you can get a chance at flying an A-10?

 

[Sac Arrow]

Will you join the CAP so you can get a chance at flying an A-10?

Nah, too slow, plus I'd probably clip a wing on a hangar. I really don't want to have to buy a new hangar.

 

[Old Geek]

When is my Moller Skycar going to be ready?

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

What will the next POA meme be?

 

[Kelvin]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Cpt_Kirk]

To fart or not to fart in the crew lounge?

 

[Sac Arrow]

When is my Moller Skycar going to be ready?

It's ready now. I'll PM information so you can wire me a deposit.

What will the next POA meme be?

I don't even know what the f**k a meme is.

Who let the dogs out?

Baha men

To fart or not to fart in the crew lounge?

You're in the Cathay Pacific FA crew lounge. You tell me.

 

[Gerhardt]

Who is the most intelligent member of POA?

Who is the most handsome?

How impressed are you that I was able to fill my tank for $1.55/gal at lunch?

If Captain and Henning had a child, whom would it resemble more?

Who will be the next president?

Can internet porn remain free forever?

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

I don't even know what the f**k a meme is.

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ColeSlaw

I feel like "Does it have an autopilot?" is gaining steam.