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  1. Sac Arrow

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    Does this look infected?
     
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    What should I ask?
     
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    Is 42 really the answer to the ultimate question?
     
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    Sac, have you ever succeeded in getting one of those asian honey's that you meet while riding back to your place?
     
  9. Sac Arrow

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    I scanned your avatar and asked Siri. Siri directed me to WebMD. WebMD redirected me to petmd.com. Petmd.com said probably not but there might be a slight arthritic condition.

    Something that couldn't otherwise be answered by Henning.

    Oh crap. Nevermind then.

    Let's see what happens when post 42 comes up.

    Like truth, right is relative. But I may be wrong about that.

    Negative, authenticate Zulu.
     
  10. Sac Arrow

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    That isn't milk.

    In fact I have a jar sitting in my pantry, thank you.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Why is it that the chicken crossed the road?
     
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    What is your name?

    What is your quest?

    What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
     
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    On a bit more serious note and to pull from your cycling knowledge...

    Before driver's license age, I rode my bicycle all over the place. It was my bid for freedom that got me away from the house, go visit friends, go to movies, etc.

    Now, I desire to get back "on the road" for fitness purposes.

    Where can a "rank amatuer" find reliable information and knowledge on items such as equipment, fitment (setting up the bike for a comfortable ride), and finding a community such as we have here on PoA?

    Walking around the neighborhood and local parks is okay, but gets repetitive. I figure with a bicycle, I can open up my explored territory and get the exercise benefits too.
     
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    Because the chicken told the road it was rough and unpaved.

    That somewhat depends on who created them.

    I haven't seen your office but if you happen to work in the Cathay Pacific Flight Attendant Academy I would most likely give him a pass.

    1. A noun identifier that people associate you with.

    2. Presently to get a couple books sold on Amazon.

    3. Insufficient information. We need climactic parameters.

    The FSDO may not react positively if you play with your ding dong. And if they do, you have another problem.

    As a serious response, not that I like plugging other boards but the Purple Board has quite a group of bike riders. As far as equipment, if you just intend on neighborhood riding, and some trail riding I would get a mountain bike, something in the $600 - $800 range. In terms of fitment, any decent bike shop can advise you on the right frame size and get you fit correctly. If you plan on regularly riding 20+ miles, then you want to look in to a road bike, but decent roadies start expensive and the price goes up in a hurry.
     
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    If you had gotten them blessed in the first place, you wouldn't be asking that question.

    I'm going with "The MC plans on being a kinder, gentler MC and will moderate with the soft hands of a Thai masseuse." In other words, they won't ban anyone, they will just jerk them around.
     
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    Please PM the answer so I don't have to share my winnings with the rest of the POAers!! :D
     
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    You know, when I go to a Barnes and Noble, or a Borders, I go straight to the shop/home improvement/action adventure sections and tune the rest out. I don't think I've ever, in my memory, at all, ended up in true romance. I'm not saying it won't ever happen, but it would be strictly accidental if it did. I mean, as you age, and the whole disorientation thing sets in, it could very well happen to you.

    I'll let you know on Thursday.
     
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    Will POA ever have a SZ subforum so unmoderated that people can say anything they want w/o fear of being banned?
     
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    I heard they have already placed an order for the flooring as we speak.

    Since "it" has been neutered, yes, you cannot make it pregnant.

    Nicely played, but I'll one up you on the ass kissing. It's because they can't hold a candle to the present group.
     
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    That might possibly be this thread, just sayin'

    She's doctoring the Scrabble pieces right now.

    Who do you think is helping your wife?

    Steve Jobs' revenge.

    When Steve Jobs decides it's time to get personal over the Blackberry thing.
     
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    Oooh, ooh, I know!!

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    Assuming the low flying canoe lands on your doghouse, that means you have significantly more work in the cold weather than you originally anticipated. You might want to down an extra couple pancakes just to keep your warmth an energy up.
     
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