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Is 42 really the answer to the ultimate question?
 
What is the code of the day?
I authenticate Bravo Kilo
 
Sac, have you ever succeeded in getting one of those asian honey's that you meet while riding back to your place?
 
Does this look infected?

I scanned your avatar and asked Siri. Siri directed me to WebMD. WebMD redirected me to petmd.com. Petmd.com said probably not but there might be a slight arthritic condition.

What should I ask?

Something that couldn't otherwise be answered by Henning.

Oh crap. Nevermind then.

Is 42 really the answer to the ultimate question?

Let's see what happens when post 42 comes up.

Are you wrong?

Like truth, right is relative. But I may be wrong about that.

What is the code of the day?
I authenticate Bravo Kilo

Negative, authenticate Zulu.
 
If you make a cow laugh, does milk come out it's nose?

That isn't milk.

Sac, have you ever succeeded in getting one of those asian honey's that you meet while riding back to your place?

In fact I have a jar sitting in my pantry, thank you.

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What should be done with the crotch created Gold Bond biscuits created on a hot and humid day?
 
On a bit more serious note and to pull from your cycling knowledge...

Before driver's license age, I rode my bicycle all over the place. It was my bid for freedom that got me away from the house, go visit friends, go to movies, etc.

Now, I desire to get back "on the road" for fitness purposes.

Where can a "rank amatuer" find reliable information and knowledge on items such as equipment, fitment (setting up the bike for a comfortable ride), and finding a community such as we have here on PoA?

Walking around the neighborhood and local parks is okay, but gets repetitive. I figure with a bicycle, I can open up my explored territory and get the exercise benefits too.
 
Why is it that the chicken crossed the road?

Because the chicken told the road it was rough and unpaved.

What should be done with the crotch created Gold Bond biscuits created on a hot and humid day?

That somewhat depends on who created them.

Why must my coworker kiss every ass he sees in the office?

I haven't seen your office but if you happen to work in the Cathay Pacific Flight Attendant Academy I would most likely give him a pass.

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

1. A noun identifier that people associate you with.

2. Presently to get a couple books sold on Amazon.

3. Insufficient information. We need climactic parameters.

Should I play ding dong ditch at the FSDO?

The FSDO may not react positively if you play with your ding dong. And if they do, you have another problem.

On a bit more serious note and to pull from your cycling knowledge...

Before driver's license age, I rode my bicycle all over the place. It was my bid for freedom that got me away from the house, go visit friends, go to movies, etc.

Now, I desire to get back "on the road" for fitness purposes.

Where can a "rank amatuer" find reliable information and knowledge on items such as equipment, fitment (setting up the bike for a comfortable ride), and finding a community such as we have here on PoA?

Walking around the neighborhood and local parks is okay, but gets repetitive. I figure with a bicycle, I can open up my explored territory and get the exercise benefits too.

As a serious response, not that I like plugging other boards but the Purple Board has quite a group of bike riders. As far as equipment, if you just intend on neighborhood riding, and some trail riding I would get a mountain bike, something in the $600 - $800 range. In terms of fitment, any decent bike shop can advise you on the right frame size and get you fit correctly. If you plan on regularly riding 20+ miles, then you want to look in to a road bike, but decent roadies start expensive and the price goes up in a hurry.
 
Where are my damn keys

If you had gotten them blessed in the first place, you wouldn't be asking that question.

How many people are going to get banned today?

I'm going with "The MC plans on being a kinder, gentler MC and will moderate with the soft hands of a Thai masseuse." In other words, they won't ban anyone, they will just jerk them around.
 
Will I ever find true romance?
 
What will be the winning Powerball numbers next week?

Please PM the answer so I don't have to share my winnings with the rest of the POAers!! :D
 
Will Myron and Win ever resurface?
 
How come POA doesn't have more hot Asian chicks?
 
Will I ever find true romance?

You know, when I go to a Barnes and Noble, or a Borders, I go straight to the shop/home improvement/action adventure sections and tune the rest out. I don't think I've ever, in my memory, at all, ended up in true romance. I'm not saying it won't ever happen, but it would be strictly accidental if it did. I mean, as you age, and the whole disorientation thing sets in, it could very well happen to you.

What will be the winning Powerball numbers next week?

Please PM the answer so I don't have to share my winnings with the rest of the POAers!! :D

I'll let you know on Thursday.
 
Will POA ever have a SZ subforum so unmoderated that people can say anything they want w/o fear of being banned?
 
How come my Blackberry Z10's volume control doesn't work sometimes?
 
Will POA ever have a SZ subforum so unmoderated that people can say anything they want w/o fear of being banned?

That might possibly be this thread, just sayin'

Is my wife cheating on me?

She's doctoring the Scrabble pieces right now.

Is 6PCs wife cheating on me?

Who do you think is helping your wife?

How come my Blackberry Z10's volume control doesn't work sometimes?

Steve Jobs' revenge.

What day will I die?

When Steve Jobs decides it's time to get personal over the Blackberry thing.
 
If a low flying canoe crash lands in your back yard, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse in the snow?
 
If a low flying canoe crash lands in your back yard, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse in the snow?

Assuming the low flying canoe lands on your doghouse, that means you have significantly more work in the cold weather than you originally anticipated. You might want to down an extra couple pancakes just to keep your warmth an energy up.
 
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
 
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