bro.didn’t get my annual done.
bro.didn’t get my annual done.
yup.bro.
Wow... if your underwear weren't on backwards before, I bet they are now

So...you DIDN'T **** your pants?
I did not have this on my "6PC goes Pro" bingo card
What ‘didn’t’ you do about it?
The window held up. Apparently the only to break windows at the airline is trying to kill wasps with the QRH.So does the repair cost come out of your paycheck?
1 - congrats!The window held up. Apparently the only to break windows at the airline is trying to kill wasps with the QRH.
We have had 3 windshields break this year because of someone swatting a bufg with the flight manual.
We got a company wide email yesterday explaining that it happened again on Monday and the windshields cost about 35 grand.
Birds? No problem. Mosquitos and its game over.
I've got one of those bad boys. Indeed, a cool tool.They need some of these bad boys:
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Teresa got me one as a joke, and it's been life changing. I added a laser. I've killed thousands of flies with it.
*not responsible for damage to avionics caused by errant table salt....
I didn’t get paid for working today
Might be the only time that I, as a pilot get to say, "stand by, I have a number for you to copy".Maybe you could ask each pilot for their credit card number on initial call-up...
What kind of range does it have?They need some of these bad boys:
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Teresa got me one as a joke, and it's been life changing. I added a laser. I've killed thousands of flies with it.
*not responsible for damage to avionics caused by errant table salt....
About 8-10 inches, so you still have to be a little sneaky. Stings a bit out to a couple feet, but i have shot flies off my legs and it's not that bad.What kind of range does it have?
Is she successful?I've got a dog that hunts flies in the house. Any flying insect drives her bonkers.
Yep. Sometimes she gets stung by the bees outside. That just ticks her off more.Is she successful?
What altitude?I hit a bird at 450 kts. That bird has no idea that he's dead.
So it works with bugs. I bet it works with elephants too.Don't buy a Bug-a-Salt. As soon as you do the flies stay away.![]()
Except maybe the pink ones.So it works with bugs. I bet it works with elephants too.
I didn't sell my house today.
Good in that I have a "sticks and bricks" home to sleep in tonight, bad in that I cannot retire (again) until it sells.Is that good or bad?