Zeldman
Touchdown! Greaser!
Got shot yesterday.
In the hip.
At the doctors office.
Told I was too old for a lollipop...
In the hip.
At the doctors office.
Told I was too old for a lollipop...
Great thing about being too old for a lollipop is you can stop and get a bag of them on the way home.Got shot yesterday.
In the hip.
At the doctors office.
Told I was too old for a lollipop...
Got shot yesterday.
In the hip.
At the doctors office.
Told I was too old for a lollipop...
It's comments like these that we REALLY need a middle finger emoji.The Florida chill has begun. Not expecting the temp to go much above 80 today.
It's comments like these that we REALLY need a middle finger emoji.
-35 wind chill.

On it. How much are you offering and do you need the shoe that was on it?Hoping for a foot in the Colorado mountains. Badly needed.
Using that brain from Abby Something again?On it. How much are you offering and do you need the shoe that was on it?
Nauga,
sailing the Salish seas
This is blatant age discrimination. Get a lawyer, sic 'em on the doctor.Got shot yesterday.
In the hip.
At the doctors office.
Told I was too old for a lollipop...
We don't have scorpions. We don't have snakes. We don't have alligators. We don't have giant scary spiders. We don't have hurricanes.It's comments like these that we REALLY need a middle finger emoji.
We don't have scorpions. We don't have snakes. We don't have alligators. We don't have giant scary spiders. We don't have hurricanes.
And all of that is BECAUSE of the cold. Bring on the cold! Die, nasty critters, die!
Yeah, I know. I fly people down there a lot. And they're all smart enough to leave quickly.We don't have a state income tax. And that is because of the tourists, and that's because of the warm winter sunshine.
Yeah, -24 windchill in Milwaukee this morning. This place sucks. Will be at the Baird Center all day.Yeah, I know. I fly people down there a lot. And they're all smart enough to leave quickly.
(I'd rather pay the taxes and live here, myself... Though I might be less sure of that for the next month or so.)
Sounds like Texas is calling youYeah, -24 windchill in Milwaukee this morning. This place sucks. Will be at the Baird Center all day.
Hell froze over. Hell = TexasSounds like Texas is calling you
No baby yet,.....
So many “bun in the oven” jokes to choose from! I can’t decide!No baby yet, so I made us some cinnamon rolls from scratch.
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I am really hoping that she gets the hint that it's time for buns to be *out* of the oven now!So many “bun in the oven” jokes to choose from! I can’t decide!![]()

I can’t give you any advice on that. All I know for sure about babies is that they can smell fear.I am really hoping that she gets the hint that it's time for buns to be *out* of the oven now!![]()
He says from a place that's -24Hell froze over. Hell = Texas
Teresa had to be induced for all five of ours. OB wouldn't let us go past 42 weeks. I've heard walking helps, but it didn't work for usI am really hoping that she gets the hint that it's time for buns to be *out* of the oven now!![]()

If walking helped this one come on time, she would have been born already. I keep walking because maybe it will eventually help, but I've walked over 300 miles so far this pregnancy and well...Teresa had to be induced for all five of ours. OB wouldn't let us go past 42 weeks. I've heard walking helps, but it didn't work for us![]()

Hang in there. We'll say a prayer for you.If walking helped this one come on time, she would have been born already. I keep walking because maybe it will eventually help, but I've walked over 300 miles so far this pregnancy and well...![]()
Hell froze over. Hell = Texas
I went running on the Riverwalk along the Chattahoochee, three people were taking a ride in a bass boat. It was about 45 degrees and overcast. Definitely not something I'd have enjoyed.Being in Florida,and temperature reached 80 ,had to take the wife and some of her girlfriends out for a boat ride.
Sometimes, you just have to take one for the team.Being in Florida,and temperature reached 80 ,had to take the wife and some of her girlfriends out for a boat ride.