Longest thread attempt

[frfly172]

Don't think that will fix the problem.

 

[Corpsmaide]

Cops are so awesome. Go!

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

I am getting Flordia Craker a Michelle and Barack Obama commemorative plate set for Christmas Er I mean "The holidays"

Holla! Er I mean Allah!

 

[Zeldman]

Ever smelled the odor of a decomposing human being?

Yes. Too many times. Only once in the USA though.

 

[Bill]

I ate crab legs, shrimp, and Andouille sausage for thanksgiving dinner.

With a side of pimpkin pie.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

I ate crab legs, shrimp, and Andouille sausage for thanksgiving dinner.

With a side of pimpkin pie.

Now that's what I call BBQ!
Nobody can deny that.

 

[nddons]

I ate crab legs, shrimp, and Andouille sausage for thanksgiving dinner.

With a side of pimpkin pie.

Communist!!

 

[frfly172]

I ate crab legs, shrimp, and Andouille sausage for thanksgiving dinner.

With a side of pimpkin pie.

Another turkey pardoned.

 

[Bill]

Another turkey pardoned.

You know what I want to know? Who first pulled a crab (or lobster, for that matter) from the waters and thought "Man, I'll bet that's some good eatin". Just wondering.

 

[Bill]

Communist!!

Well, Lee Harvey Oswald WAS born in New Orleans and DID live in the Soviet Union, so I guess there's a connection to New Awlans style cooking.

 

[Clark1961]

You know what I want to know? Who first pulled a crab (or lobster, for that matter) from the waters and thought "Man, I'll bet that's some good eatin". Just wondering.

A hungry person...

 

[Bill]

A hungry person...

Yeah, maybe, but the thing looks like a giant sea bug.

 

[denverpilot]

The first guy was hungry.

The second guy lost a finger.

The third guy started a law firm to sue the first guy for not warning the second guy.

The fourth guy demanded a welfare check because catching them is too hard and there isn't an OSHA safe way to not lose a finger.

The fifth guy became a politician and promised the other four that if they just pay him he'll fix all the problems.

I may have jumped ahead there a bit.

 

[Bill]

The first guy was hungry.

The second guy lost a finger.

The third guy started a law firm to sue the first guy for not warning the second guy.

The fourth guy demanded a welfare check because catching them is too hard and there isn't an OSHA safe way to not lose a finger.

The fifth guy became a politician and promised the other four that if they just pay him he'll fix all the problems.

And on the sixth day we have six geese a laying.......big omelettes for everyone!

 

[ClimbnSink]

You know what I want to know? Who first pulled a crab (or lobster, for that matter) from the waters and thought "Man, I'll bet that's some good eatin". Just wondering.

The French.
Are whores better then wives? Pay up front, know the total cost of operations from the start...

 

[Clark1961]

I may have jumped ahead there a bit.

ya, ya skipped the BBQ and the beer as the basis of civilization...

 

[denverpilot]

And on the sixth day we have six geese a laying.......big omelettes for everyone!

Avian abortions are murder!

Very tasty, creamy, buttery, protein and cholesterol filled, lovely murder.

 

[Mrs. SixPapaCharlie]

With a side of pimpkin pie.

Yum

 

[Bill]

The French.
Are whores better then wives? Pay up front, know the total cost of operations from the start...

We're talking clams now, right?

 

[Corpsmaide]

Psi Chi

 

[ClimbnSink]

We're talking clams now, right?

Smells like fish

 

[N801BH]

EEEWWWWW....

Throw it back.....

 

[Bill]

Smells like fish

Trying to decide if this is in poor taste:

 

[Corpsmaide]

Whoa, someone take offense?

 

[Florida Cracker]

Trying to decide if this is in poor taste:

Is that good taste, or good tasting?

 

[ClimbnSink]

Tastes good less filling. Tastes like miller lite...

 

[JasonM]

Trying to decide if this is in poor taste:

Nice! I hadn't heard it that way before!

 

[Bill]

Whoa, someone take offense?

Best defense is a good offense

 

[Corpsmaide]

What Didyou dream about last night?

 

[Bill]

What Didyou dream about last night?

I never remember dreams, is that good or bad?

 

[Clark1961]

I never remember dreams, is that good or bad?

Well it depends...if you were bedding Kate Beckinsale or Jessica Alba in your dream and you don't remember then it's bad...on the other hand if you being bedded by Freddie Mercury and you don't remember then it's good. As always, YMWV.

 

[frfly172]

Dream it ,lived it.

 

[Bill]

Well it depends...if you were bedding Kate Beckinsale or Jessica Alba in your dream

Yes, please!

on the other hand if you being bedded by Freddie Mercury and you don't remember then it's good. As always, YMWV.

Pass, I'll leave that one to Bryan.

 

[Corpsmaide]

Had a dream once I was flying in a RJ and the pilot was flying under bridges and other dumb S. I remember being peed off. The chairs turned into old wicker chairs. The plane then turned into a bus and the pilot clipped a bridge, sending us into the drink. I swam to shore and caught a taxi. I was too peed off to help anyone.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

I dreamt that I was photo bombing people's photos with Santa in inappropriate ways last night. No joke. It was funny.

Probably has to do with having taken the kids to meet Santa last night.

 

[Corpsmaide]

Ha...sounds funny

 

[cowman]

Page 7, not bad. Keep it up.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

That "." thread is now the most viewed thread

 

[Corpsmaide]

Hey youz guyz.

 

[ClimbnSink]

Nothing to see here, move along.