Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[Domenick]

I HAD to look that up!

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a15372146/spirit-of-lemons-how-a-1956-cessna-airplane-became-a-road-racing-lemons-car-w-build-photosvideo/

 

[robin ardoin]

I HAD to look that up!

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a15372146/spirit-of-lemons-how-a-1956-cessna-airplane-became-a-road-racing-lemons-car-w-build-photosvideo/

That's the best! The only problem is if it won.....those nickels would greatly exceed the baggage limitations. LOL IYKYK
I've run in a couple of the events in Tx. What a hoot. DNF'd both times but we made it past 20hrs in one but under 8 in another.

 

[JOhnH]

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Ever since I saw that joke about the door sign painter that turned "psychotherapist" into three words, I can't look at the word "therapist" without thinking about:

Pshcyo
The
Rapist

 

[Half Fast]

Ever since I saw that joke about the door sign painter that turned "psychotherapist" into three words, I can't look at the word "therapist" without thinking about:

Pshcyo
The
Rapist

That would have made a hysterical bit for the old Bob Newhart show.

 

[Half Fast]

 

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[Half Fast]

I really need to try this one!

 

[Half Fast]

Didja ever wonder why, if Wile E. Coyote can order all that ca-ca from Acme, he can't just order dinner from DoorDash?

 

[AV8R_87]

There's no roadrunner on the menu.

I checked.

 

[Half Fast]

There's no roadrunner on the menu.

I checked.

Yeah, but they taste like chicken, so just order the chicken.

 

[Bob Noel]

or put it on the menu (and substitute chicken, because everything tastes like chichen)

 

[Charlie Golf]

Tech tip of the day.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Daleandee]

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[luvflyin]

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??? What’s the punchline

 

[2-Bit Speed]

??? What’s the punchline

nothing

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[flyingcheesehead]

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How dare you.

 

[Pugs]

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[AV8R_87]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Beachy]

In "Where's Waldo?" - Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted.

 

[Jim K]

 

[flyingpreacher]

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My cousin was stationed abroad (Italy, Germany, then Spain) installing anti-nuke systems or something like that when we got his deployment orders. When your orders come in, they only say that you are being called to active service, not your destination. He reports for deployment and gets shipped…to Florida!

 

[Tarheelpilot]

My cousin was stationed abroad (Italy, Germany, then Spain) installing anti-nuke systems or something like that when we got his deployment orders. When your orders come in, they only say that you are being called to active service, not your destination. He reports for deployment and gets shipped…to Florida!

Well… florida

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

For our developer friends on here.

 

[Domenick]

Does ANYBODY get the cartoon above?

 

[Baked Potato]

Does ANYBODY get the cartoon above?

*Raises hand

Imagine a software version of this. It works, the users don't know the difference, but someone will have to troubleshoot when things go wrong:

 

[FORANE]

*Raises hand

Imagine a software version of this. It works, the users don't know the difference, but someone will have to troubleshoot when things go wrong:

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Dang, where did you find a pic of my panel?

 

[MauleSkinner]

Dang, where did you find a pic of my panel?

We’ve got our share of creepers around here.

 

[geezer]

I have spent hundreds of hours adding and removing wires from such messes.

My failure to get any of them wrong, plus testing to prove they were all RIGHT before signing off resulted in being selected for the next update.

We had about 80 or 90 of those messes. Updates were on a one at a time for local changes.

 

[farmrjohn]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Jim K]

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That reminds me of the guy who told us we need to memorize the Sin table to calculate crosswind component