Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[billsgs126]

And if you want to get depressed about the future of humanity notice 29% of the audience also either didn’t know or intentionally answered wrong to try to make him fail.

Yeah, I know it is bad form to think of one's self as being far and away better than the average bear. But darned if society hasn't dug a hole to place the bar in.

 

[Jim K]

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

Saw this on LinkedIn the other day lol.



Pilots:

 

[Daleandee]

 

[MauleSkinner]

I got three of them after having my vasectomy…apparently there are other ways.

 

[AV8R_87]

I had a good reply to that, but it might be pushing the forum rules.

 

[R.L.Mauzy]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[FORANE]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[2-Bit Speed]

 

[Daleandee]

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. When he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the table.
“Mind if I have a few?” he asks.
“No, not at all!” the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and when the preacher stands because he wants to leave, he realises that he didn’t eat just a few peanuts but he emptied most of the bowl!
“I’m terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts. I really just meant to eat a few.”
“Oh, that’s all right,” the woman says. “Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them.”

 

[EdFred]

Stumbled across this this morning. Hadn't see it before.

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

Stumbled across this this morning. Hadn't see it before.

Her: "So you were telling me about your job?"
Translator: "She wants to know how much money you make"

Sooooooo f true

 

[Daleandee]

 

[ArrowFlyer86]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[AV8R_87]

Come check out my science lab:

 

[GeorgeC]

 

[Matthew]

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I actually got that one pretty quickly.

Now I’m headed back to the Youtube cat videos.

 

[Half Fast]

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Took me a moment. EEs like me use j instead of i for sqrt(-1) since i represents electrical current. After a moment I realized, "No, dummy, it's i instead of j!" and then it made sense.

 

[Daleandee]

 

[MauleSkinner]

Took me a moment. EEs like me use j instead of i for sqrt(-1) since i represents electrical current. After a moment I realized, "No, dummy, it's i instead of j!" and then it made sense.

Ok…with that information, and the assumption that n is what I learned as rho, I got it.

 

[Albany Tom]

It took me longer than it should have. At first I was wondering if someone was implying their cars exhaust was so screwed up that the fumes were traveling at close to the speed of light.

 

[DaleB]

Let me be the first to say I had no clue what the hell it was.

 

[Flatiowa]

Let me be the first to say I had no clue what the hell it was.

Second, I see PV NR, my mind goes to T and avacado’s. (Yes avacado’s, it’s how I remembered it and it was close enough to pick it out of multiple choices lol).

 

[AV8R_87]

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Took a few seconds to figure it out. Good brain teaser.

 

[bflynn]

Took a few seconds to figure it out. Good brain teaser.

Meh. I got it but didn’t go there or Caltech.

 

[Piperonca]

It’s the equation for the Infinite Improbability Drive.

 

[Bill]

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I doubt this person gets laid very often.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Second, I see PV NR, my mind goes to T and avacado’s. (Yes avacado’s, it’s how I remembered it and it was close enough to pick it out of multiple choices lol).

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

Let’s make Friday Geek Day.

 

[Half Fast]

Let’s make Friday Geek Day.

I've been putting the EE into GEEK every day since 1984.

 

[Bill]

I've been putting the EE into GEEK every day since 1984.

I put the EE in bEEr, divergent career paths I suppose.

 

[GaryM]

Avacado's number, the number of avocados in a guacaMOLE

 

[Sac Arrow]

Bertoulli was the Italian orchard owner who first noticed that if you hold a bottle of olive oil upside down, the flow will come out very fast through the spout yet the level in the bottle will lower slowly. That is Bertoulli's Principle.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Bertoulli was the Italian orchard owner who first noticed that if you hold a bottle of olive oil upside down, the flow will come out very fast through the spout yet the level in the bottle will lower slowly. That is Bertoulli's Principle.

And when he taught it in schools, he was supervised by Bertoulli’s principal.

 

[DaleB]

But can the olive oil be filtered, centrifuged, and re-used?

Oops, wrong thread, sorry.

 

[Chrisgoesflying]

But can the olive oil be filtered, centrifuged, and re-used?

Only if it's extra virgin.