Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Albany Tom said:
I have a very catholic friend that I really want to ask if a non-member can submit someone as a write-in candidate for new pope, but he's a nice guy and I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Re the above, I'm in for $20 if we take up a collection, but we should ask her to give a big kiss on the lips to whomever the front runner for the job is.
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I hope they give it to a Presbyterian this time. The Catholics have held it for way too long.
 
geneseib said:
Stealth?
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"Squawk 4268 and ident."
"Um, we see your transponder, but we are getting no radar return in that area. There must be a malfunction."
"Nope, no malfunction, just Elon trying to eliminate some more government inefficiency by making it harder for the government to do their jobs."
 
Sac Arrow said:
That falls under the category of "airplanes that should have a loading ramp but don't."
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It does have a ramp... that's a Short Skyvan, which was originally designed to haul vehicles about the size of a VW microbus. Its cousin posted earlier is a Short 330, which doesn't have a ramp but its military version, the Sherpa, does. Skyvans are popular nowadays for skydiving.
 
JOhnH said:
Ok. I can get from A to B. But I don't understand the reference that got us to A.
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It's from Lord Of the Rings. Elves live to be 1000's of years old. So rather than 40 year old daughter, moved out, it's 2000 year old daughter.
 
So if I lived to be 1000 years old, would I still repeat the same 10 stories over and over again, and annoy everyone even more? If so, that might be one of the reasons people don't live that long.
 
EdFred said:
It's from Lord Of the Rings. Elves live to be 1000's of years old. So rather than 40 year old daughter, moved out, it's 2000 year old daughter.
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How old does an elf have to be to get the senior discount at Arby’s?
 
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