Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Somebody's rank is about to be lowered:
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I'm sure the retired MP lieutenant is sitting at a VFW hall someplace in Florida showing that photo around and telling all the guys what an awesome b****** he was receiving when that happened.

**edit. I'm only halfway joking. That happened at Eglin AFB in 1999. The car belonged to an MP officer who was accompanied by a female passenger. The story was that he was on the receiving end of distracting activities when he crashed in to the parked F15.
 

Sure, but this guy, also at 3 years old, has all of that + his own plane (that I paid for) + his own personal private pilot (me) + his own flight attended who will cater to his every need (my wife). He achieved more in 3 years than I will ever achieve in my life!

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The movie theater just finished a showing of Silence of the Lambs.

One Scotsman turns to the next and says, with a disappointed face, "you know, Macleod, it wasn't what I thought it would be."
 
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again.
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."
 
Do you suppose there's still time to hire her for the pope's funeral?


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I have a very catholic friend that I really want to ask if a non-member can submit someone as a write-in candidate for new pope, but he's a nice guy and I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Re the above, I'm in for $20 if we take up a collection, but we should ask her to give a big kiss on the lips to whomever the front runner for the job is.
 
I have a very catholic friend that I really want to ask if a non-member can submit someone as a write-in candidate for new pope, but he's a nice guy and I don't want to hurt his feelings.

Re the above, I'm in for $20 if we take up a collection, but we should ask her to give a big kiss on the lips to whomever the front runner for the job is.
If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
 
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