Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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    Isn’t the glass backwards?
     
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    you don't need more, after a bad day?
     
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    I was back at the hangar yesterday working on my carburator, and picked up my cheapie Harbor Freight caliper for a measurement. This one's a yours truly original ...

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    No. You always fill the glass up, and those are the spots you're measuring as the liquid is being consumed...

    But yeah, if you look at it as filling the glass only to those levels, then it's backwards.
     
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    Obviously not a real meme. Spelling and grammar are too good... ;)
     
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    Oh

    I was thinking it was a bad day because I was out of bourbon.
     
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    That’s a bad day.
     
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    Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb in a Facebook group?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

    6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

    Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

    22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

    49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

    19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

    11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

    24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs

    44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.

    12 to post F.

    8 to ask what F means.

    7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

    3 to say "can't share"

    2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"

    36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

    15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

    6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

    4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

    13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

    1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.

    50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

    5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

    1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
     
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    Was going to post this in the "Superimposed Thread Title" thread or whatever it's called, but I couldn't find it... and it wasn't from here anyway. Still... saw these two headlines back to back on our local news site this morning and it tickled the ol' funny bone...
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    Why aren't hemorrhoids called "assteroids"?
     
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