Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

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    A man is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.

    He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."

    Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."
     
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    From facebook:

    Student pilot here, I am looking for what types of aircraft will best fit my mission.

    at least 4 seats
    1200lbs+ useful load
    3 hrs of fuel with 1 hr reserve
    fixed gear (tricycle config preferred)
    fixed prop preferred

    budged around 50k
     
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    blatant theft from BT.
    (Too important to not take the gamble.)

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    And if they don't come back you should have left them locked in the basement with the others.
     
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    There was panic in the post office this morning when a guy walked in wearing a mask. He said, "This is a robbery." and everybody calmed down.
     
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    So, I went to the airport to fly... My rental was still out for mx. A&P said he'd have it ready for the flight line next week...

    I ain't holdin' my breath .[​IMG]

    fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy
     
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    The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
    A local monastery was going bankrupt. The abbot didn't know what to do. The brothers had a meeting, and decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand.

    One day, a man knocked on the door. After one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?"

    The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar. You want the chip monk."
     
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