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Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.
The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve time travelers here”!
A time traveler walks into a bar.
The good old days ...
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
Reminds me of one of my favorite sci-fi book series.
It’s internet explorer. It took that long to load the page. LOL.
st Bernard, there to help with the crisis
My doctor has this in her office..!!
Just a technical correction. Quarantine is French. But it's only quarantine if it's from the quarantino region of France. Otherwise, it's sparkling isolation.
when you run out of toilet paper and have to use baby wipes...
An oldie but goody ... just in case there's a rare person here who's never heard it before..
A 90 year-old man goes to his regular doc for his yearly checkup. The doc compliments him on his remarkable good health and condition and asks him if there have been any significant changes in his life over the past year, and the elderly man breaks out in a huge smile and says, "Well, Doc, I found a woman who absolutely adores me who is 23 years old, and I married her last week!" The doc replies, "Well, sir, congratulations.. I'm very happy for you. I must warn you, though, that, with people your age, sex can be dangerous and even fatal, so please be careful." The old guy replies, "Thanks for the warning, Doc, but hey... if she dies, she dies!"
A different 90 year old guy, in much poorer health and pretty frail, was walking in sub-zero weather, coat drawn up around his chin, hat smashed down over his brow, teetering around a bad section of downtown shivering. A "working girl" approached him and said, "Hey, old-timer, how about some super sex?"
He broke into a smile and gratefully said, "Oh, honey, that'd be great... I'll take the soup!"
That reminds me...
A bunny (no pancake) is in the woods doing his business when a bear comes up next to him and starts doing the same.
To break the ice with the very nervous bunny, the bear says "Don't worry, I won't eat you. But I have to ask, doesn't it bother you getting dingleberries all stuck to your fur?"
The bunny breathes a sigh of relief and answers, "No, nothing sticks to my shiny coat at all!"
So, the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his a$$ with him!
I read all countries will eventually get coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat.
Isn’t that true for POA? Just change the question to how to enter pattern in “pilot controlled” field
I shouldn't like that, but I have to.