In this thread we stray from the topic as far as possible.

[Bill]

But wouldn't you really have a Buick?

I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got!

 

[Henning]

toast only, the rules are different for un-toasted bread


...and no, I don't know how to un-toast bread...

...or butter can land toast-side down...


obviously it's very complicated

I think there's a Toast/Topping probability App that you can buy for when you go carpet shopping though.

 

[Bob Noel]

V-8... I could have had a V-8

 

[Matthew]

AR or AK?

In AR you can marry your sister. Dunno how it works in AK.

 

[Clark1961]

In AR you can marry your sister. Dunno how it works in AK.

You can marry your other sister...or is that UT?

 

[Bob Noel]

Where are the salt flats?

 

[Bill]

This is the craziest party that could ever be!

Should of listened to Momma.

 

[Bill]

V-8... I could have had a V-8

Nah, these days you have a twin turbo V-6

 

[Bob Noel]

Nah, these days you have a twin turbo V-6

It's amazing the number of people who insist that a twin is safer than a single while ignoring the additional complexities....

 

[Neal Howard]

Ibbity bibbity canal boat.

 

[Clark1961]

It's amazing the number of people who insist that a twin is safer than a single while ignoring the additional complexities....

I hooked up twins once but they let me down...

 

[MikeELP]

A silly millimeter longer.

 

[Bob Noel]

So what's up with the US staying non-metric?

 

[DFH65]

Speaking of mm. 9mm or 45?

 

[Bob Noel]

Speaking of mm. 9mm or 45?

Why not both?

 

[N801BH]

.45 makes bigger holes.....

 

[momalley]

Clam chowder

 

[N801BH]

Clam chowder

White or red????

 

[Clark1961]

I like clams

 

[N801BH]

I like clams

Bearded ones???...

 

[Mason]

I remember when Compuserve was $20 an hour....for 300bps.

This was my first computer, courtesy of the friendly local neighborhood Radio shack:

 

[Bob Noel]

I'm not sure I want to count the TRS-80 as my first computer.

CP/M is still my favorite OS

 

[Clark1961]

Bearded ones???...

bearded or bare - it's all good as long as there's no red sauce

 

[DFH65]

Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show by what road it will pass to destruction, to wit: by consolidation of power first, and then corruption, its necessary consequence. -Thomas Jefferson

 

[Matthew]

Mmmm...tastes like chicken.

 

[Bob Noel]

At least it would taste better than tofu

 

[Florida Cracker]

At least it would taste better than tofu

Shredded feathers taste better than tofu

 

[Clark1961]

Shredded feathers taste better than tofu

I don't eat shredded feathers

 

[Matthew]

Shredded feathers taste better than tofu

I don't eat shredded feathers

NSFW

 

[overdrive148]

 

[Florida Cracker]

I don't eat shredded feathers

...and I don't eat tofu.

 

[MikeELP]

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee

 

[Dennis McKim]

Twinkies really do have an expiration date.

 

[N801BH]

Twinkies really do have an expiration date.

Yeah....

2247 AD.......

 

[Florida Cracker]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing...

 

[Clark1961]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing...

you'll believe it when it comes out the other end

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

I am drinking beer and playing the guitar

that is all

 

[Bob Noel]

Playing the piano is more interesting for me... except that it's harder to haul around a piano than a guitar.

 

[Dennis McKim]

There aren't any good piano apps for smartphones.

 

[overdrive148]

The microphone smells like beer