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Which came first, aluminum aircraft or aircraft grade aluminum?

Neither. al-u-minium came first, as it was used in the first all metal Junkers F.13.

Technically, the components were made of "al-looo-mi-nom" but it was the British press that reported on the use of "al-u-minium."

But to answer the question, 6061 alloy was developed in 1935, and the Junkers F.13 was introduced in 1920, so.....
 
Will Oculus Rift (and the like) have an impact on the porn industry? Or will it be the other way around? Or neither?
 
Will Oculus Rift (and the like) have an impact on the porn industry? Or will it be the other way around? Or neither?


Is that a question for Sac? That one has to win the "weirdest" question so far award... And I'm curious what Sac is gonna say.
 
Is that a question for Sac?

Well, that is the title of this topic.

That one has to win the "weirdest" question so far award...

I agree. It's actually not my question, per se. I was reading an article on Oculus Rift where the author mentioned porn in relation to it and I thought to myself: "That's a weird thing to bring up. Speaking of weird things, I wonder what those POA guys are up to..." :D
 
The obvious implication of visual VR systems is that one can now view porn in 3D, interactively. Kind of like a hologram. That moves.

But we've actually had that technology for decades. Inflatable technology. It's 3D. It isn't interactive, but it's still like having been married for over ten years anyway so I guess it's good enough.

Well here's the thing. What VR brings to the table is you don't have be looking at porn stars, you can craft your mate (yes, your mate, not some porn star beneath an actor hopped up on steroids, testosterone and viagra so he can shoot the scene in five takes) and it can be whoever you want it to be. It can be Jennifer Aniston. It could be Sarah Palin. It could be Bernie Sanders. It could even be your front desk receptionist. Me, there is this Latina cleaner maid at my gym that I've always had a chubber for. I'd love to have her volunteer two minutes under the scanning camera. I've always had this thing for hotel maids. Hotel maid, not motel maids. Those can get raunchy.

But it isn't just visual. That's window shopping. You have to have some tactile sensory as well. In other words, robotics.

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So here's the setup. Oculus Rift with an Xbox controller. What's missing from that package? That's right, a bluetooth linked Accu Jack. And maybe you have small tin of mackerel open on the table for the olfactory.

Or, surrogates.

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Like here. Yeah, Zuckenberg has an Asian chick (he can afford one) but he's always wanted to dabble on the other side of the fence. You can see where this is going. He's probably viewing the Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Gold recreation in 3D VR, and he is about to get his gay shyte going on.
 
Someone pointed this out and said it was another typical day of Sac at the gym.

Never having met you in person, I say the dude's biceps to quads ratio is off for a cyclist, and that there's not enough brightly colored, revealing spandex involved to be Sac.

What say you?

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Someone pointed this out and said it was another typical day of Sac at the gym.

Never having met you in person, I say the dude's biceps to quads ratio is off for a cyclist, and that there's not enough brightly colored, revealing spandex involved to be Sac.

What say you?

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Actually I have more bicep to quad ratio than the typical cyclist, and I wear long shorts and a tank top at the gym.

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Funny you post this but I was accused of almost the same thing yesterday. I came over to talk to my two women on the Precor machines, and I tripped over the arm crank machine sitting next to the treadmills.
 
The local news said last night that Stupid Bowl tickets start at just under $5000 this year. Why would any one that is "sane" pay that much for a Stupid Bowl ticket?

Disclaimer: No, I do not watch football so I am biased against it.

David
 
The local news said last night that Stupid Bowl tickets start at just under $5000 this year. Why would any one that is "sane" pay that much for a Stupid Bowl ticket?

Disclaimer: No, I do not watch football so I am biased against it.

David

Consider the venue. Silicon Valley. Hello. There are two types of people that will buy $5K and up tickets.

1. Locals. If you can afford to live in the City and surrounding areas, you're working for Google or Apple or one of those and you burn money in your fireplace because it's illegal to burn logs. A five thousand dollar ticket isn't going to put you out, it just means that your kid won't get ALL of the accessories he wanted in his Tesla. But that's good for him anyway. Teaches him about values. Hell, your property tax bill was fifty grand and you shrug it off.

2. Celebrities, important people, and rich people.

Well, caveat, rich celebrities and important people. It is fairly unlikely MC Hammer will be at the superbowl even though he lives just around the corner unless Usher finally dismisses Bieber as an emasculated groupie and chooses a more fatherly figure as a game companion. The people that will hire Everskyward to fly a Citation from New York City to KSJC will also purposely buy SR22's with known defective engines and staff them with professional pilots just so they can brag about chute deployments. Now, the guys flying in from Kansas City in chartered piston twins would likely hire 6PC to fly their disposable Cirrus aircraft because they are slightly more frugal and 6PC is an outspoken advocate on landing them on the ground with the wheels.
 
Why do you hate America??? :D :stir:

As you can see, Cold Play lead singer Chris Martin clearly has an aversion to 1) Fat bikes, 2) Any bike ridden in the snow, 3) Fixies, and he probably views gliders as a toy wielded by people that are unable to comprehend basic engine management principles.

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Oh. That's the wrong Chris Martin.

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Here we go. Look at all that fancy dental work. How much you think that ran him? You think he got that done in the UK? Under a socialist health care system? Hell no! Those dollars went straight in to the good ole' USA!

See, I'm a 'murica lover, not a hater.
 
Why when you hit the "snooze button" on the alarm, is it always 9 minutes??
 
The local news said last night that Stupid Bowl tickets start at just under $5000 this year. Why would any one that is "sane" pay that much for a Stupid Bowl ticket?

Disclaimer: No, I do not watch football so I am biased against it.

David
I don't know about "sane", but each of the six passengers in our airplane yesterday was going to the Super Bowl...
 
The local news said last night that Stupid Bowl tickets start at just under $5000 this year. Why would any one that is "sane" pay that much for a Stupid Bowl ticket?

Disclaimer: No, I do not watch football so I am biased against it.

David

Compared to many previous Super Bowl ticket prices...that's a bargain.

IIRC last year the tickets were going for an average of $10K. :yikes:
 
I don't know about "sane", but each of the six passengers in our airplane yesterday was going to the Super Bowl...

Hah, see! Did I call it or what! Ask them on the way back, "Do you guys burn SR22's for fun?" I'll bet they say yes.

Will your monkey ever make it to eman? :)

Will eman send your monkey back via the northern POA route?

Calling it my monkey is like calling your ex a wife when she's on her fifth man after you.

And if it does, will eman spank the monkey? :eek:

I don't pry in to his personal life, but we've all been known to take matters in to our own hands at times.
 
If one were to buy a new cam that costs a ton, could one say he bought a Cam Newton??
 
Question: on The Monkey's travel sheet, why'd you list the origination as "classified"? Or was it "confidential"? Everyone else put an airport code, except Bryan-with-a-Y listed several, including his "joy rides" with The Monkey.
 
Question: on The Monkey's travel sheet, why'd you list the origination as "classified"? Or was it "confidential"? Everyone else put an airport code, except Bryan-with-a-Y listed several, including his "joy rides" with The Monkey.

I didn't think I listed the origination as classified. I thought it was my tail number I cloaked. The origination is Half Moon Bay, KHAF.


You're asking me?

Oh that's right, you are. Because it can, I guess.
 
All this monkey stuff is frivolous. I have a serious question.

If someone can prove they have multiple personality disorder, can they legally fly an aircraft that requires two people in the cockpit?
 
All this monkey stuff is frivolous. I have a serious question.

If someone can prove they have multiple personality disorder, can they legally fly an aircraft that requires two people in the cockpit?

Probably, but both personalities would have to pass the checkride and be medically certifiable. The latter might be a bit tough.
 
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his arse?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a NFL football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
 
Does Andy have waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on his hands? :yes:
 
That long list: You do know Sac's a lawyer and charges by the hour, right ?
 
If a hot broad was in the pharmacy aisle, and you were buying condoms, would you grab the Magnums even if they don't exactly "fit" ??
 
That long list: You do know Sac's a lawyer and charges by the hour, right ?

Close.

If a hot broad was in the pharmacy aisle, and you were buying condoms, would you grab the Magnums even if they don't exactly "fit" ??

My experience with hot broads is that they tend to get disgusted when they see dudes buying condoms of any size. My advice would be to skip that item at Walgreens and instead patronize Kuldeep's Liquor Mart instead, where you are less likely to encounter the people you see in your normal social circles.

Unless of course, that's the crowd you hang out to begin with. Then by all means go to Walgreens, except they don't carry liquor, so you're still buying at two places.
 
How long do you think it will take you to answer Anymouse's questions?
Why if you mix all the paint colors together you get black but if you mix all the colors of light together you get white?
 
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