And she doesn't start digging for the checkbook until after the total is rang up because she was pretending to be a statue while the cashier was busy scanning.Cash is fine, but it’s the old lady at the grocery store who still insists on paying by check. First, it takes half a millennium for her to find the checkbook in her Samsonite size purse, and then she fills out the whole check at tortoise speed while asking what the total is at least three times over. Holy cow!!!
Luckily, I'm usually at the self-checkout station when that happens.



