True story. First time ever buying condoms. I was absolutely terrified. This was back before cash registers in the backs of stores. You had to carry the product from the back of the store to the front to check out. Condoms in hand, half way down an isle, who do I see walking towards me? My girlfriend's older and protective sister! I was able to reverse course before she noticed and sneak down another isle.
I had trouble finding this thread. I remembered
@Bob Noel using the word "cream" so I searched for that. It's kinda scary how often Bob has used that word