Do you by chance owe a lot of money to the mob? Your list of injuries sounds.. well odd.From what I remember and what my wife told me, it was wind, gravity and a trash can.
I remember some really strong strong wind gust. I rounded the corner of the garage, and something hit me in the face. The next thing I remember is saying d*mmit real loud and being inside the can with my wife crying and trying to pull me out. I don't know what got my thumbs. I did retrieve my pistol on the way out but left my glasses.
Injury list... small, minor cut on forehead, one heck of a shiner, sprained neck, pinched nerves in neck, left shoulder sprain, left thumb bone shattered and repaired, left index finger and left middle finger sprain, right thumb bone simple fracture. Lot of soreness all over.
I feel bad for Mrs zeldman. She saw everything and thought it had done me in. I am pretty sure I never lost consciousness and I reported it thst way to the doctor.
I did tell the emergency room folks that it was a good thing I put on clean underwear that morning.
Blindsided with a hit to the head. Check
An injured shoulder. Check
Broken thumbs. Check
Waking up in a dumpster. Check
Wife witnessing a “fell down the stairs” type of freak accident to explain it. Check
Recovered the gun you carry but not your glasses. Check
What have you been up too.. lol














