Simplified explanations for passengers

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Last flight, I flew a new passenger and of course gave an abbreviated briefing. Mine includes "during landing you might hear a buzzer. That's expected.". She asked what the buzzer means so I smiled and gave the most oversimplified explanation ever.

"That just means the plane is about to stop flying. But since I'm a foot or two off the ground, I want it to stop flying."

What other fun explanations do you guys give curious passengers?

My other favorite is pointing at clouds and stating whether they look "friendly" or "angry".
 
I’ve seen people “explain” WAAAAYYY too much to passengers. I give the essentials and nothing more. I also refuse to fly anyone that I have to explain how to use a seatbelt (“unfortunately” this includes young kids). I have yet to fly someone who randomly mid flight decides to take their seatbelt off, so really no reason to include that in your shpeel. Too many pilots use a preflight briefing to spout their knowledge rather than stick to the safety items. “Here’s the beer, any questions?” Is usually sufficient.
 
I would explain the location and use of the fire extinguisher. ''Pull the pin, aim at the base of the flames and squeeze the handles together. And if the pilot is on fire please put the pilot out first...''
 
I think the best instruction I ever heard was: "In the event of a loss of cabin pressure oxygen masks will deploy. If you're traveling with children, please apply your mask first and then assist your children with their masks in order of decreasing potential"

The only simplified explanation I give my pax is: "we'll have like 95% of the flight to chat, but around the takeoff/landing airports the ATC guys will get really mad at me if I'm talking to you and I don't hear them call me -- so no talking then".
 
I want to get someone to make a book called "flying for dummies". Like the old "windows for dummies" etc. Whip that bad boy out while starting the engine.
 
The only simplified explanation I give my pax is: "we'll have like 95% of the flight to chat, but around the takeoff/landing airports the ATC guys will get really mad at me if I'm talking to you and I don't hear them call me -- so no talking then".


This is the placard on the right side of my panel (item 4):

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I've shown a lot of people how to use the seatbelts. Lots of Young Eagles, and not many people have dealt with 5-point harnesses before. I want to make sure they know how to unbuckle them if I'm not able to. I should be better about the fire extinguisher and canopy latch, though. I tell them that we won't be chatting during takeoff and landing, but they might hear some beeping or an alarm, and I'll let them know if it's anything to worry about. And yes, I also show them where to find the puke bags and how to use them. So far, so good.

Most frequent question: "What happens if the engine quits?" I tell them the airplane will keep on flying, we'll just have to land a little sooner than I'd planned. It's Nebraska, there's (generally) plenty of places for that.
I want to get someone to make a book called "flying for dummies". Like the old "windows for dummies" etc. Whip that bad boy out while starting the engine.
I'm shocked that there isn't one already. I've written a Dummies book before, I may see if they're interested in doing one.
 
I tell pax their job is to tell me if we’re on fire and if we crash then find the biggest hole, get out, and we’ll talk about it later.
 
I've shown a lot of people how to use the seatbelts. Lots of Young Eagles, and not many people have dealt with 5-point harnesses before. I want to make sure they know how to unbuckle them if I'm not able to. I should be better about the fire extinguisher and canopy latch, though. I tell them that we won't be chatting during takeoff and landing, but they might hear some beeping or an alarm, and I'll let them know if it's anything to worry about. And yes, I also show them where to find the puke bags and how to use them. So far, so good.

Most frequent question: "What happens if the engine quits?" I tell them the airplane will keep on flying, we'll just have to land a little sooner than I'd planned. It's Nebraska, there's (generally) plenty of places for that.

I'm shocked that there isn't one already. I've written a Dummies book before, I may see if they're interested in doing one.

It's been done for Sport Pilots already. @2-Bit Speed has my old copy.

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This is pretty much my exact brief:

"Here's the fire extinguisher."
"Here's the egress Hammer."
"We're not going to need those things. "
"If you get uncomfortable, let me know. I am not a mind reader but if you need me to land I will."

"NO, that's not how you close it. ... No. no. no. You have to shut it hard. DONT SLAM IT!. Its sort of a gentle slam. See ya slam without slamming but also pull it tightly toward you and roll that lever back in a gentle smooth motion whilst slamming it hard but without any visible measure of violence. Don't push that lever it opens it back up. No it doesn't have a lock. Just pull in a slammy way while simultaneously thinking about kindness. Let me do it."
 
See those black things by your feet? They're not footrests.

If you think you're getting sick let me know. If you hurl, it's contagious.
 
I give someone explanations for everything. If they ask questions, I give more detail, not less. I'm not interested in flying with anyone who needs oversimplified explanations.
I have yet to fly someone who randomly mid flight decides to take their seatbelt off, so really no reason to include that in your shpeel.
No reason other than it's legally required by 91.107, you mean?
 
This is pretty much my exact brief:

"Here's the fire extinguisher."
"Here's the egress Hammer."
"We're not going to need those things. "
"If you get uncomfortable, let me know. I am not a mind reader but if you need me to land I will."

"NO, that's not how you close it. ... No. no. no. You have to shut it hard. DONT SLAM IT!. Its sort of a gentle slam. See ya slam without slamming but also pull it tightly toward you and roll that lever back in a gentle smooth motion whilst slamming it hard but without any visible measure of violence. Don't push that lever it opens it back up. No it doesn't have a lock. Just pull in a slammy way while simultaneously thinking about kindness. Let me do it."
OK, you covered what you say in your job...what about your GA plane?
 
I give someone explanations for everything. If they ask questions, I give more detail, not less. I'm not interested in flying with anyone who needs oversimplified explanations.

No reason other than it's legally required by 91.107, you mean?

That talks about the USE of seatbelts. Did I say anything about not using them? I’ll answer that for you……nope. No I didn’t.
 
"NO, that's not how you close it. ... No. no. no. You have to shut it hard. DONT SLAM IT!. Its sort of a gentle slam. See ya slam without slamming but also pull it tightly toward you and roll that lever back in a gentle smooth motion whilst slamming it hard but without any visible measure of violence. Don't push that lever it opens it back up. No it doesn't have a lock. Just pull in a slammy way while simultaneously thinking about kindness. Let me do it."
Kinda makes you want to go back to a Grumman, doesn't it?
 
Are you under the impression that there's a regulation that says you must do so?

Ok fine. I never drive a mph over the speed limit. Better? Jeezus. The point is my observation of someone’s ability to work a seatbelt, IMO, satisfies the regulation. What you do in your plane I couldn’t care less. Apparently every single pilot I’ve ever flown with seems to feel similar since I’ve never once been told how to work a seatbelt.
 
I’d always ask my lead flight attendant for a coke, ice and a lime (to prevent scurvy).

If they’d pop their head in the cockpit a bit later to ask what I like in my coffee, I’d then not bother with briefing them…

As for pax… ya, simpler is better. Don’t use words like thunderstorm, or phrases like engine failure. Gotta kinda keep in mind the old “what you say vs what they hear”.

And if you don’t listen (read don’t comply with instructions), you don’t get to go flying, even if you paid to go. Exception above granted since faa says I gotta have them. Rarely worth the risk of trading in for better.
 
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"Don't worry, I crash better than anyone I know."
- GR
 
My priority is to make sure passengers know a) how to get out quickly and b) where survival and first aid gear is stowed, in case I’m not able to help them.
 
My priority is to make sure passengers know a) how to get out quickly and b) where survival and first aid gear is stowed, in case I’m not able to help them.

c) and that they sign the liability waiver.
 
Ok fine. I never drive a mph over the speed limit. Better? Jeezus. The point is my observation of someone’s ability to work a seatbelt, IMO, satisfies the regulation. What you do in your plane I couldn’t care less. Apparently every single pilot I’ve ever flown with seems to feel similar since I’ve never once been told how to work a seatbelt.
If you choose not to comply with the regulation, that's your problem. But it exists, and this my response to your assertion that there's no reason to brief passengers on seatbelt operation. If you're comfortable relying on the fact that they've operated seatbelts before, that's your prerogative.
 
If you choose not to comply with the regulation, that's your problem. But it exists, and this my response to your assertion that there's no reason to brief passengers on seatbelt operation. If you're comfortable relying on the fact that they've operated seatbelts before, that's your prerogative.

Again, basic reading comprehension skills you are lacking. I never said I don’t brief passengers on seatbelt usage, I said I don’t fly people who aren’t capable of using one.
 
Again, basic reading comprehension skills you are lacking. I never said I don’t brief passengers on seatbelt usage, I said I don’t fly people who aren’t capable of using one.
What you actually wrote is right up there: "I have yet to fly someone who randomly mid flight decides to take their seatbelt off, so really no reason to include that in your shpeel."

I responded that the reason is that it's legally required, which you disputed so I gave you a cite. At that point you spun off into the weeds.....

If you still think there's no reason to brief it, then it may be a reading comprehension problem on your part. But that's between you and the FAA.
 
What you actually wrote is right up there: "I have yet to fly someone who randomly mid flight decides to take their seatbelt off, so really no reason to include that in your shpeel."

I responded that the reason is that it's legally required, which you disputed so I have you a cite. At that point you spun off into the weeds.....

You’re right, I did waste a lot of time with this conversation.
 
This is my typical briefing for a non-pilot passenger, especially one who has little or no experience in small planes:

This is how your seatbelt works (as I demonstrate). Keep it on and keep the shoulder straps snug, but you can loosen them a bit after we level off in cruise.

You open the door by rotating this handle down (demonstrating). We’ll close the door before starting up and keep it latched.

There’s a fire extinguisher in that pouch by your right leg. Don’t put anything else in that pouch so you don’t accidentally pull the trigger on it and make a mess, although it does have a little plastic tie on it to protect it. (Shows them the location and operation of the extinguisher without saying we could have an in-flight fire.)

You can adjust the seat with this lever. Let’s get it set for you now. Go ahead and leave it there. And just in case it comes unlatched, just let go and let it slide back - don’t grab anything.

There’s a vent up here. Pull it out for fresh air.

If you start to feel motion sickness - and it’s okay if you do, because it’s a common thing for a lot of folks - there are airsickness bags right here. Please use that if you have to, because upholstery cleaning is expensive. Also use the vent to get fresh air, and look as far ahead forward as possible - that usually helps.

I’ll be using the radio to talk to other planes and Air Traffic Control. If the radio is going, I need to hear what they’re saying. And from when we take off until leveling off, and then when we start descending to land, those are times when I have more things to do, so I probably won’t be saying much. I will try to explain everything we’re doing, though.

You’ll see me using this checklist. It isn’t directions on how to fly the plane, but just a way to make sure that important switches are set where they need to be. We can make mistakes, and every pilot - airline pilots, fighter pilots, even astronauts - uses a checklist.

You can help me by pointing out other planes. Let’s see how many you can spot.

If we need to change our plan for any reason, I’ll tell you and keep you aware of what we’ll be doing. (Instead of saying “in the event of an emergency”.)

Any questions?

If you have any questions while we’re flying, want to see something on the ground, or how the plane works, definitely ask.

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During the flight, one thing I like to do is to start circling some particular point of interest on the ground while talking about it, typically entering the orbits at 2500 AGL. As we’re circling, I slowly reduce power to idle and pitch for Vg. After a minute or so, I tell the passenger that we’re just idling and to see how the plane still flies perfectly fine, and that it’s a regular training event to handle a power loss.

Many first-timers have said that it really helped them understand and be more comfortable with small planes, as they of course thought that we’d plummet if the engine quit, rather than gently flying and only losing a thousand feet over a couple minutes.
 
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You’ll see me using this checklist. It isn’t directions on how to fly the plane, but just a way to make sure that important switches are set where they need to be.
Lol ... this makes me want to take someone up while I have on the first page on my kneeboard the phrase "Yoke back = cows get smaller; yoke forward = cows get bigger" in big Sharpie handwriting.
 
I have flown a number of DB's around,

I never gave them a pre-flight briefing...
 
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