Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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Half Fast
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Don't need to go to reunions for that in the age of social media.
One of my earliest love interests who turned out to be particularly mean looked older than my grandmother by the time she was 40... And my grandmother is about to turn 104.
Of course, I've also realized that I was in a school that was overflowing with spoiled rich white kids, and there are several who were merely average academically and not particularly inclined to work hard who now have some cushy positions and/or a crap-ton of money that they got by having well connected parents.
But most importantly, I've realized that I'm much happier now than most of the people who made life difficult back then.
I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm.
*Apologies to the MC, it's Mel Brooks' fault.
Eric Brunelle
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Stopped at a Truck Stop in San Antone in ‘78. I was sick with food poisoning from breakfast at that place. Had to use the gang restroom- 6 toilets lined up against the wall. No fun
MauleSkinner
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And what, exactly, does that doormat say?
I had to go look as it's not a door I use often.... and I'm a little bit ashamed to admit it now that I know....."In Our Messy Era"
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I want one that says, "GET A WARRANT". My wife was not amused by my suggestion.I had to go look as it's not a door I use often.... and I'm a little bit ashamed to admit it now that I know....."In Our Messy Era"
The one at the front door reads "Into the Wild", except that it's facing so you read it as you walk INTO the house.
Fact check: True.
Charlie Golf
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<<Channeling Rodney Dangerfield>>
I tell ya, my wife's a horrible housekeeper. At my house, we wipe our feet before going outside.
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The cable would work if the attachments were more robust, but as is, it would fail.
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Put it on an impact wrench and it doubles as a weapon!
Go ahead, lay it on us.
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It's attaching something that always gets lost with something you can never get rid of. Probably tears a hole in the space time fabric or something...Go ahead, lay it on us.
Like the unstoppable force vs the immovable object?
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Maybe a one month supply?
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I bet they sell that on subscription so you get one each month...Maybe a one month supply?
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Matthew
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Or fastening a buttered piece of bread onto the back of a cat and dropping it.
Matthew
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I would order that and it would get lost in shipping.Maybe a one month supply?
100pc 10mm Chrome Socket Set | Professional Grade | Olsa Tools
Never worry about losing another 10 mm socket again with the ultimate 100pc 10 mm chrome socket set from Olsa Tools, your solution for a lifetime of reliable ratcheting. Comes with a variety of shallow, deep, 1/4", and 3/8" drive 10 mm sockets. This set makes the perfect gift for professional...
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you only had one of each?!!
Matthew
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Yeah, the bad grammar tortures me to no end.
Charlie Golf
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That's ME!
Free at Walmart or a "nice" family restaurant chain.
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So you can tell exactly where you lost it and can't reach it without removing the entire engine just to get a 25-cent socket back.
Same as if you WD-40 under some duct tape. The universe ends.
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So what did the last one do that was bad enough that someone said "Well, we should try that again in 1400 years."
Half Fast
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That must be some sort of special NPR math. The C of E was founded in the 1500s. How'd they get 1,400 years?