Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Charlie Golf

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    You're welcome! :rofl:
     
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    I would really like to imagine that the weatherman just rolled with it and played along, playing it straight - "Well you can see the evening is going to start off nice and warm, and increase from there, with a high of 883 degrees at 9 PM. Don't worry too much, though, if you can make it through that, in just two hours it will cool right back down to 77"
     
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    Probably good it was at 9pm or there would have been one hellacious UV index.
     
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    A few years ago a Phoenix TV weather guy did well to keep his cool while everything around him went nuts.

     
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    I know you've seen it but it worth another look:

     
  6. Charlie Golf

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    Okay, he’s my new hero. Fantastic!
     
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    That's hard to do when you're really looking at a small monitor standing in front of a green screen! Bravo!
     
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    The King of Tuvalu was the guest of the Queen Mother and she took him for a ride in the Royal Carriage.

    Rounding the corner one of the horses released a loud fart.

    Queen Mother ..... Oh my , please forgive me , that was rude .

    King of Tuvalu ..... My goodness , I thought it was the horse .
     
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  13. A Martin

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    A salesman was driving in the country when a 3 legged chicken passed him at full speed and then turned down a farm lane.

    The salesman followed , found the farmer and asked if it really was a 3 legged chicken .... yes said the farmer . WE raise them here because I like the drumstick , my wife likes the drumstick , and our son likes the drumstick.

    Cool , said the salesman , so how do they taste ?

    I dont know replied the farmer , we have never been able to catch one.
     
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    A Texan walks into an Irish bar and says .... I bet $1000 nobody here can drink 10 pints of beer in 1 hour.

    The pub went strangely silent , and after a few minutes one of the patrons even got up and walked out the door.

    But then an hour later he walked back in and told the Texan he would accept the challenge.

    Great says the Texan .... but if you dont mind me asking .... why did you leave for an hour ?

    Irish guy replies .... I went to the pub down the street to make sure I could do it.
     
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    Not sure if it’s a joke or not:

    License plate o’ the day -

    MOISSST

    I tried getting a picture but the light changed.
     
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    Lost technology along with a credit card reader that is stable enough to not flip over when you try to insert a card.
     
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    Worked well. They were never destroyed from the air.
     
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    A young couple asked their 12 year old son what he wanted for his birthday.
    He Replied. "I wanna watch."

    So they let him.
     
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    I see your Edward Cullen and raise you a nightmare.
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    So, Hawaii is the easy pickings?
     
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    It's like NOCAL and OR. Easy pickings.
     
  40. Matthew

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    "backwoods people who still know the old ways" even scares me right now!