Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. JOhnH

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    Uh, I guess I'm slow. Something about male and female maybe?
     
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    Thank of the 2 planes....and the name for the current Apple i-thing connector.
     
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    Very very frightening
     
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    Eesh. Lest the entire thread become about this, it's a Republic P-47 Thunderbolt followed by a Lockheed P-38 Lightning.

    And this:



    Hmmm. Apparently you can't link time here... So either look at 3:17 in the above video, or just click here.
     
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    The judges also would have accepted:
     
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    - Colonoscopy California style

    For all you Old Farts that are familiar (or should be)with colonoscopies
    Being nervous and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation,
    I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses
    are allegedly more gentle.
    As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure...
    "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection,"
    the nurse told me..
    "I don't have an erection," I replied.

    "I do." replied another nurse.
     
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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
    straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother
    and comfort her.

    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He
    had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
    having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
    age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
    start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
    Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the
    ice cream truck hadn't come .

    I will never hear church bells ringing again without
    smiling.
     
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    Too soon?
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    I saw this tonight


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    just remember when you are paying $3.00 for a bottle of smart water, it ain't working.
     
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