Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

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    I figaro that someone had to make it more obvious to the folks who aren’t Queen fans.
     
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    Better yet, followed by Galileo LOL...
     
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    1115britains-queen-elizabeth-arrives-newtongrange-railway-station-scotland.jpg

    I still don't get it. :p
     
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    Thanks, i figured out the planes but had no idea why the funniless caption. Without your reference to the not-so-popular band, I would have been scratching my head still now. :)
     
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    I thought the caption was hilarious.

    And I trust that you are joking about Queen not being popular.
     
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    Claire wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but she really needed a job, so she applied at the toy factory that made the "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls. She did well enough at the interview that manager said that he had the perfect job for her and she should report for work the next day at 8am.
    The next morning, she took her position on the assembly line at the Quality Control station where she was to inspect each doll before putting it into its box.
    Barely an hour goes by when the alarm bells start going off and the line grinds to a halt. The manager comes out of his office and runs down the line looking for the bottleneck. At the end of the line is a huge pile of dolls at the QC station and there he finds his new hire sewing two tiny pom poms into the crotch of each doll. Immediately he realizes it's entirely his fault. After all, he did tell her to give each doll two test tickles.
     
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    Patient "Well at least I don't have terminal cancer"
     
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    So I take a blonde friend to a football game and after the coin toss, she thinks the whole thing is stupid fighting about 25¢. I say “What?”

    She says “Well after one team won the coin, everybody says ‘Get the Quarter Back!!!!”

    Cheers
     
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    Instead of a pizzing contest over a joke, we need more jokes about pizzing contests.

    Two guys are having a couple beers, one guys says, "I'm not too keen on that Anderson kid. The other day he pizzed his name in the snow under my daughter's window."

    Other guy says, "What's wrong with that?"

    First guy says, "It was my daughter's handwriting."
     
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    To which the other guy said “yeah my daughter said he had a pencil dick”.
     
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    Since its Valentines Day
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    Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and **** into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop."

    The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on."

    The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then ****es everywhere -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up.

    The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too.

    "What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!"

    "Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could **** all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!"
     
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    When the owner contacted the client to thank him, he mentioned the obvious mix up on the card. As soon as they hung up the client called the florist and vented his displeasure.

    After a moments silence, the florist said, ''You think you're angry. Imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral today and they have a flower arrangement with a note saying 'Congratulations on your new location....' "
     
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    One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the mailman comments.

    Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

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    The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

    Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."
     
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