That works, unless you and I both try to answer at the same time and step on each other. Then Kritchlow thinks there's nobody around and blasts into the pattern . . . THAT is why AIM says to NEVER MAKE THIS CALL! Because there's no protocol on how to answer the call if more than one plane is there without stepping on each other. Then there's the jump plane whose gonna answer next, someone else taxiing out will pipe up, the student in the practice area feels like he has to announce (you did ask for "any traffic in the area," so be prepared for all of them to try to talk, stepping in each other and snarling the frequency), etc., now there's no time for Dumbo inbound at 250 knots with 200 pax to tell anyone where he is or how fast he's coming up, and there's a much greater chance for a real cluster on final . . . .
But it's alright, you know so much more about flying than those fools who wrote and continually revise the Airmen's
Information Manual. No one else would dare talk on the radio while you're making a call.