My wife is concerned that there will be brush marks on the doors. I'm about ready to give her the project.
wait... you aren't using it as a reason (aka excuse) to buy a power sprayer?
Recommended answer: "Yes, dear, you're absolutely right. I'm going out to pick up a spray gun and a compressor. Anything you need while I'm out?"
.... and I don't have anyone here to help me carry them.
You didn't go back to a place the next day after telling them they ripped you off a dollar the day before, did you?Unswallowed my lunch.... 11 trips to pray to the porcelain god.
Fairly certain it was a Caesar salad...with chicken. Romaine lettuce or chicken. Pick your poisonYou didn't go back to a place the next day after telling them they ripped you off a dollar the day before, did you?
First time I had food poisoning was in college, and the doc just asked one question - where was the last time you ate chicken? And that was it.
The second two times, over the course of 40 years, were two different chain restaurants and soup...and I should've known better each time.
Hope you feel better.
What a coincidence. I had four fried chickens and a Diet Coke.Fairly certain it was a Caesar salad...with chicken. Romaine lettuce or chicken.
What I get for eating better.
Dry white toast for dinner.
Hope you ate after you went swimming. After that fiasco a hearty meal is deserved.What a coincidence. I had four fried chickens and a Diet Coke.
My wife is 5' 2", had a knee replacement last year, and went in for a steroid shot in the other one yesterday, which put her in AFib for a while this morning, so I shan't be asking her to lift heavy objects. Oh well, the barbecue came out delicious and we now have taco meat for many weeks to come.I thought you said you had a wife who was complaining. “Yes, dear, you’re absolutely right. Could you please help me remove and carry this heavy steel door?”
So... do those count as a friendly fire incidents? Or do we yell at the guy that gave them the forklift certification? Or were they broadcasting youtube while driving around?Looked at an engineer report. Decided I need to make a site visit... These are 2 of the 30 in need of repair on the rep
I'd guess included for scale, but maybe it's a very very heavy shovel.is the shovel supporting the post or did it cause the bend?
So... do those count as a friendly fire incidents? Or do we yell at the guy that gave them the forklift certification? Or were they broadcasting youtube while driving around?![]()
So... do those count as a friendly fire incidents? Or do we yell at the guy that gave them the forklift certification? Or were they broadcasting youtube while driving around?![]()
Well, if the forklift driver killed herself and her father because she didn’t understand the forklift controls,.....
No dude, the forklift driver killed herself because the forklift instructor passed her because of her looks. And somebody was woke. We're moving fast here, try to keep up.
NoooooooooooooWaiting for @Racerx to post pics of the forklift driver in a bikini....
Nobody wants to see a dude in a bikiniWaiting for @Racerx to post pics of the forklift driver in a bikini....
Nobody wants to see a dude in a bikini

Why stop now?Time for another beer.![]()
Have no idea. Just guessing based on what I've seen in the buildings I work in. I just get to see the aftermath.Well, you didn’t tell us the guilty driver was a dude....
One of the kids didn’t make it to the bathroom in time?Lost another battle against mother nature.
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Trying to dry it out now.
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Would you like to become my new best friend between now and my birthday in October?Baked a batch of German Chocolate cupcakes for best friend on the occasion of his birthday. Years ago I'd bake him a cake, but cupcakes are easier for him to hide from his wife.
I core them with a 1" and fill with frosting , then frost the tops.
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