OK, funny sauna plunge story.
In 1994 I led a small military contact team visit to Lithuania. Our purpose was to build relationships with their newly formed Army and assess their needs. They had fought a short, violent uprising against the Soviet Union in 1991, and the last Russian troops had left in 1993. Most of the guys in their new Army were ethnically Lithuanian veterans of the Soviet Army.
It was one hell of a cool trip. We visited three infantry battalions garrisoned out in the countryside, spending a week with each. We observed training, had discussions, and participated in social events; i.e. heavy drinking.
One night our hosts took us to a cabin deep in the forest for a party. They had a wood fire heating up rocks, a sauna with a rock tray, and a plunge pool full of snowmelt. We drank some vodka, got naked in the sauna, and started dumping water on the rocks to heat it up. As it got hotter and hotter, guys started leaving.
Pretty soon there were just 2 people in the sauna; me and a guy who had been a Captain in Soviet Spetsnaz. At the time I was a Captain in US Army Special Forces. You can see the conflict.
Each of us took turns dumping more water on the rocks to raise the temperature. Neither of us was willing to admit weakness by leaving first. It got so freaking hot that I was bouncing up and down on the wood bench because it was burning the skin on my butt cheeks. I was inhaling through pursed lips to keep the steam from searing my lungs. I kept wishing that m'fer would give up, and I'm sure he wished the same about me.
Finally we both broke down, bolted out of the burning sauna, and jumped directly into the pool outside. It was late at night, pitch black, no moon, and no ambient light for tens of miles. I jumped in and submerged under the ice cold water.
At that point I believe my soul left my body. The shock of the cold water on my burning skin while I floated weightlessly underwater in the dark pool was too much for my senses, and everything just turned off. I was like an astronaut in outer space. I saw nothing, heard nothing, felt nothing.
Then I came to, climbed out of the pool, and drank more. Those people really drink a lot.
I only have one picture from that trip. They took us hunting one night. I shot this beast with a Russian sniper rifle. The troops were happy to eat fresh meat the next day.
