Things you can say about your plane but not your partner

[Bob Noel]

stolen from Denverpilot

"Only one of the two doesn't mind if you keep a logbook and brag about it."

 

[Ravioli]

And conversely... my plane doesn't keep a log and bother me about it.

 

[Stingray Don]

Wow, that's an impressive useful load

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Huge cockpit!
Very roomy.
Can easily accommodate 4 full grown men

 

[Stingray Don]

This isn't working out. I think I am going to look at twins.

 

[Geico266]

Only one will submit to an annual inspection to ensure she is ready for the next year.

 

[Stingray Don]

I need to smell your gas before we take off

 

[GrampaMark]

"She may be ugly but she sure is slow".

Mark

 

[EdFred]

My list is infinite as I don't have the latter.

 

[Jim_R]

I held on tight to my stick and rolled her over on her back before diving back down. Afterwards, I wiped her down and locked her back up in the hangar.

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

your belly is greasy.....

 

[Sleepingsquirrel]

Your tail looks like it's on backwards.

 

[Stingray Don]

I really think you would look better with pants

 

[bflynn]

Wow, look at that huge tail.

 

[JOhnH]

It's time for a top-end overhaul.

 

[JOhnH]

Gotta fix those leaks soon before someone puts you out on the ramp.

 

[Henning]

Huge cockpit!
Very roomy.
Can easily accommodate 4 full grown men

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

Honey....do you mind running LOP?

 

[BigSam]

Gonna have to lose some weight, you're over gross!

 

[eman1200]

Nice TITs

 

[Sac Arrow]

The title threw me. It looks like the discussion is airplane/wife, vs. airplane/co-owner.

 

[Gerhardt]

"The exhaust doesn't seem right. I'd better take a closer look."

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

I'm thinking this needs a cockpit make over.....

 

[Bob Noel]

The title threw me. It looks like the discussion is airplane/wife, vs. airplane/co-owner.

Think "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

Yes, I shamelessly stole the idea from that show.

 

[frfly172]

You can do for a complete makeover.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

You wanna ride with me?

 

[Checkout_my_Six]

where in the POH is that.....?

 

[ARFlyer]

"I need to stick my rod in and measure"

 

[ettsn]

I really enjoy solo...

Not much to look at, but she's goes like stink!

I think you need a top end overhaul.

Run me and my girlfriend over to dinner?

It's pretty tight, if you stuff two guys in there side by side.

Well past TBO, but I think I can squeeze another year or two out of her.

Always wanted to try a taildragger!

 

[Stingray Don]

I keep her tied down on the ramp.

Contest over - I win!

 

[Unit74]

I need to open up the cowl and check her oil.

 

[KeithASanford]

My two favorite days: The day I got her and the day I got rid of her.

 

[SkyDog58]

I'd like to contribute a good thought but there are too many thoughts about Beavers, jugs, being a bush pilot, cockpits, compression ratios, spinners, etc. running through my mind for me to think right now.

 

[LDJones]

A pair of new jugs costs how much?!?!?!!!

 

[cgrab]

I'll have the mechanic take her for a spin and see what he thinks.

 

[Bill]

Just gonna grab that boroscope and see what she looks like.

 

[Dave Theisen]

Sure you can borrow her, just bring her back full.

 

[masloki]

That'll buff right out.

 

[eman1200]

A pair of new jugs costs how much?!?!?!!!

 

[Anthony]

She's a real fixer upper!