Things you can say about your plane but not your partner

Let's get that hail damage fixed...


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When you feel her startin' to shake, get the nose down.

For best performance, you need to get her high.

When I'm in her, and high, I always use O2.

She's so expensive, I occasionally think about letting someone else pay to use her.

I hate wiping her down when I'm done, but if I don't it's just that much harder to clean up next time.

She's almost 34 and still as tight as... yeah, let's not finish that one.

With proper care, I'll still be enjoying this one when she's 50.

I had a guy look her over for major problems before I paid good money for her.

She hates turning over when it's cold.

...fish in a barrel, I tells ya.
 
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