things that should be ice cream flavors, but aren't

[IK04]

Remoil!

 

[GeorgeC]

I kinda want a jelly donut filled with Loctite 518.

 

[GeorgeC]

Hoppe's #9

They make a car air freshener in that...

They do, and they're not bad!

 

[GeorgeC]

Juicy Couture

 

[Jim K]

Juicy Couture

We really need a vomit emoji.

 

[GeorgeC]

We really need a vomit emoji.

We do!

 

[Racerx]

I kinda want a jelly donut filled with Loctite 518.

You keep your 518. Give me 609. It's already got a sweet taste.

 

[Tools]

Anything that elicits an “oh, gawd” out of Mike Rowe.

 

[FrequentPilot]

Whopper
Absinthe with Wormwood
Uranium
Glitter
Windows 7
Venom
Ethanol
Whatever they put in Krispy Kreme donuts

 

[nauga]

Malort with Camel Unfiltered swirl.

Nauga,
and a taste of Chicago

 

[Dan Thomas]

Crayola

 

[Racerx]

Malort with Camel Unfiltered swirl.

Nauga,
and a taste of Chicago

A Chicago drunken rite of passage.

 

[TCABM]

Whiskey & Bad Decisions

 

[FORANE]

Ethanol

The PastryArchy Three Scoops - DuClaw Brewing Company

The PastryArchy Three Scoops neapolitan stout brewed with lactose, cacao, strawberry & vanilla by DuClaw Brewing Company

duclaw.com

 

[nauga]

Whiskey & Bad Decisions

Out family has a running joke about potato chips flavored with bitter tears and regret. Should work for ice cream too.

Nauga,
who hopes it's a joke anyway

 

[TCABM]

… bitter tears and regret.

Nauga,
who hopes it's a joke anyway

Another fine flavor.

 

[asicer]

whiskey

Whiskey & Bad Decisions

 

[FrequentPilot]

The PastryArchy Three Scoops - DuClaw Brewing Company

The PastryArchy Three Scoops neapolitan stout brewed with lactose, cacao, strawberry & vanilla by DuClaw Brewing Company

duclaw.com

LOL I meant like the ethanol you buy at a drug store, not alcohol.

 

[Racerx]

Ear wax. Belly button lint.

 

[Piperonca]

Toenail clipping crunch.

 

[GaryM]

Hatch chili

Morel

French fry

 

[AV8R_87]

Malort

Just mentioning it should come with a 7-day ban

Now, let's see if anyone gets the reference: Macbeth.

Spoiler

The Scottish Play

 

[Timbeck2]

Fun fact: Back in colonial days the most popular flavor of ice cream was oyster

 

[Dave Theisen]

Fun fact: Back in colonial days the most popular flavor of ice cream was oyster

Wow! That is actually true.

 

[Timbeck2]

Wow! That is actually true.

Hence the “fact” in fun fact

 

[Dave Theisen]

Hence the “fact” in fun fact

Forgive me if I have trust issues with you.

 

[Timbeck2]

You lived. Let it go

Or was it the maroon shirt thing?

 

[Dave Theisen]

You lived. Let it go

Or was it the maroon shirt thing?

The maroon shirt thing………………of which I’ve been dying to try on someone ever since.

I almost got out your way recently, but the trip cancelled.