[True story...] Me: *Finishes delicious breakfast at small airport diner. Walking back to plane at tiedown. Sees guy getting out of 172 walking toward me...* Me: "Good morning!" Other Pilot: "Beautiful morning. Going to get me some breakfast!" *Pats stomach* Me: *...Don't say it, don't say it, please please please don't say it.....* Other Pilot: *Rubs stomach* "Gonna have to do a new weight and balance after this!!" Me: *facepalm* "Yeap."