[True story...] Me: *Finishes delicious breakfast at small airport diner. Walking back to plane at tiedown. Sees guy getting out of 172 walking toward me...* Me: "Good morning!" Other Pilot: "Beautiful morning. Going to get me some breakfast!" *Pats stomach* Me: *...Don't say it, don't say it, please please please don't say it.....* Other Pilot: *Rubs stomach* "Gonna have to do a new weight and balance after this!!" Me: *facepalm* "Yeap."
It's really, really hard not to make that joke. So, I agree, it is definitely the dad joke of aviation. Reminds me of another one I heard, something like "It is impossible for a man to finish tying something down in the back of a pickup truck, crank one more time on the tie down strap, and not say "well, THAT's not going anywhere!", which made me laugh because I'm pretty sure I say, or at least think, that every single time.
Dad - *Sees another dad walk in to a restaurant* Kids - *Don't say it, don't say it...* Dad - "Well! They let just anyone in here these days!"
Two Thunderbolt / USB 4 ports with support for: DisplayPort Thunderbolt 3 (up to 40Gb/s) USB 4 (up to 40Gb/s) USB 3.1 Gen 2 (up to 10Gb/s) Thunderbolt 2, HDMI, DVI, and VGA supported using adapters (sold separately) 3.5 mm headphone jack Configurable with Gigabit Ethernetconnections and expansion image for 2-port ModelThunderbolt / USB 4 Gigabit Ethernet Two USB 3 ports (up to 10Gb/s) and wifi and blutooth. go read the specs.
Woman flies under a bridge.... What kind of bridge was it????? It was a............ Wait........... [actually as other pointed out it was neither a suspension bridge, nor was she suspended. But still......] C'mon folks.. Suspension bridge!!!!!
Having been a Mac user through the transition from having all the port types to now having to have a USB-C hub or a bunch of adapters, it's a pain in the neck (though some have a lower opinion of it). Having the ability to plug the power adapter in multiple places is a nice touch, however.
When I had my Cessna 140... Two guys walking by it on the ramp. One says to the other, "Look at this little 140!" Me: "It's not a little 140, it's a full-sized 140." (In the background: Jack's daughter pretending she has no father.)
Jerry Wagner walks into a bar... VSI - *** shows -2000 fpm descent rate *** AI - *** shows 60 degrees bank angle *** Jerry Wagner - "Like to cancel IFR plz...." Atmosphere - *** sporadic IMC *** Jerry Wagner - *** flies through several clouds losing sight of the airport environment while doing some sort of spiraling approach *** PoA - "LOL!!!"
No, poop jokes are the highest form of humor. my middle daughter disagrees, but she will admit they’re a solid #2.
