I don't want him to fly. I am afraid if he ever does this thread will die because of the internet outage when he hits the power lines.
Don't worry, I won't take him under the cable lines in your neighborhood.
I don't want him to fly. I am afraid if he ever does this thread will die because of the internet outage when he hits the power lines.
SR22
My masterpiece for the evening. And I am drinking some $500 wine so just go with it. To the tune of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson
They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your posts, You Better Disappear
The liars they despise And your Words Are Really weird
So Beat It, Pete Beat It
No nasty rum, no bitter beer from a stein
Don't Wanna drink No bud, just drinkin fancy wine
You really Wanna fly, but nobody gives a damn
defeated, defeated
Repeat it! Repeat It!
No One believes Petes for real yeah
cold and obnoxious, trolling all night
It Doesn't Matter He'll never fly
Just Beat It, repeat It
Just Beat It, repeat It
We're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Your plane is really heavy it's so heavy man
You Wanna fly around, but you'll never pass the test
So Beat It, Just Beat It
You Have To show us That You're Really prepared
your gadgets will protect you and you're never scared
paper is for losers and pencils are s#!t
So Beat It
But You Wanna fly Bad
Just Fly It, Fly It,
No One's gonna let you fly it
Showin' How Funky bad Is Your Flight
It Doesn't Matter you're banned for life
Just Beat It! Beat It!
Pete needs feed his ego
gonna fly circles around us all night
not cause he's awesome, because he can't find
the map on his iPad, that f#@ker just died
repeat it. Repeat it
No One Wants Pete to succeed at
flying an airplane or flying a kite
It Doesn't Matter he's never right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Yes, and I am confident it's not him, I met him.
Cool it guys, it's Pete's mom.
Cool it guys, it's Pete's mom.
Okay for real when you say "SR22" you are not talking about a plane but the insurance you require for your car because of getting pulled over after one of your $500 bottle of wine nights right?
Nicely done!
Why is it we are the only ones that got this joke?
Cool it guys, it's Pete's mom.
SixPapaCharlie is quite smart Have to take a short break and also agree, nicely done, and great job on the poetry...
But having said that, it really is deeply disrespectful to Pete! I have still not received any contact information. Does nobody have an email address for him? Henning?
Speaking of which... Henning, tell me what your proposed race course would look like...
Good. That's the first step towards gaining respect. Apology accepted. This is progressing nicely, Pete will be pleased.
Where did I "apologize"?? I really don't care if you're pleased or not.
I'm just having some fun feeding the troll, that's all.
Continue...............
Mike
No set course, just a meander through the countryside.
Yawn.
Try again, then I will tell you what I believe Pete would require of you, and why you would fail.
"Pete" is a teenager getting his jollies yanking pilots' chains. Only a teenage boy could possibly be this self-involved.
"Pete" is a teenager getting his jollies yanking pilots' chains. Only a teenage boy could possibly be this self-involved.
Oh please, I'm open to Pete setting the rules, lets here them.
I am not in contact with Pete, nobody has PM'ed me his email address or any other contact information so I am not aware of what rules he would set.
SLS-AMG Roadster if it's for street use, all the rest on the street just say "I have a small penis".
What are you saying?
Cant believe this thread is still going.
Cant believe this thread is still going.
Neither can I
We need 8 more apologies to end it.
Just a quick question before I head out... Which would you take if you had recently come into some money and wanted to buy a weekend toy to drive to the hangar with? A Ferrari, Maserati, McLaren or Lambo? All american crap has been ruled out, it has to be something European and refined... Leaning towards the McLaren myself. Lambo's are too crude. Ferrari's are a dime a dozen, and Maserati's are the poor man's Ferrari... But my lady friend may have other ideas. Choices, choices.
My success probably annoys all of you almost as intensely as Pete annoys you.
Imaginary things are not annoying. Braying donkeys, on teh other hand, do get tiresome after a while.My success probably annoys all of you almost as intensely as Pete annoys you.
It's a good thing to have dreams, even if they never come true.Please ensure that at least 10 more apologies are posted to this thread by the time I get back.
"Pete" is a teenager getting his jollies yanking pilots' chains. Only a teenage boy could possibly be this self-involved.
Last time around you tried to impress us with your $500 bottle of wine. It aint working.
weekend toy? I'd get a Celica. Oh wait I did and I have money to use for avgas for fun.
So... I believe Pete would challenge Henning to a mountain course race. How much mountain flying have you done Henning? Up to the challenge?
Just wait until someone necroposts to it.
SixPapaCharlie is quite smart
Yep, no worries, plenty of time in the mountains. How much time you have underneath the power lines?