Owwww, I got to arrogant the hell out of someone last week. We were diving off a wall in Cayman, and I got up close and a bit to personal with a green eel. He liked my scent a little too well.
Anyway, when we got back on the boat, one of the young ninny women who was diving on the boat with made some snide remark in a veddy, veddy Proper British accent, 'you know, if you don't wave your arms about so much, you'll not use up your air so quickly, and those about you won't worry for your safety."
So, I got out my PADI card, with Adv Open Water, Rescue, Wreck, Deep, Enriched, and Open water certs and said; "May I see your Master Open Water cert please?" Effing little, British scum turd said "oh, well I'm just an open water certified diver". To which I replied "I really wished you would have come over and distracted that 6 foot green eel for me." She STFU for the rest of the day.