no jokes, just punch lines.

[Albany Tom]

“I know there’s gotta be a pony in here somewhere!”

I work with a a guy who's always looking for a pony, and sometimes needs to be reminded of same...

 

[MauleSkinner]

the blonde started crying. “We’re going to have PUPPIES!”

 

[Chip Sylverne]

You got nice house.

 

[farmrjohn]

Could you make my legs longer?

 

[GeorgeC]

A live one at the bottom, eating its way out.

 

[Bob Noel]

no politics here

 

[write-stuff]

I dunno, but hand me that flashlight and we'll take a look.

 

[StraightnLevel]

Don't forget the coffee!

 

[MauleSkinner]

I ain't doin' dat hindlick maneuver!

 

[Charlie Golf]

Supplies!

 

[JackL-3J]

(Doctor) "My thermometer? Wherever did I leave my pen?"

 

[Sac Arrow]

...Not off the top of my head.

 

[Charlie Golf]

And the duck said, "Put it on my bill."

 

[DaleB]

Whatever God wants, he keeps!

 

[Sierra_Hotel]

I'll have a coke, then.

 

[Sierra_Hotel]

With a tortilla chip.

 

[nauga]

A little, at first.

Nauga,
and the open-door policy

 

[Bob Noel]

Those who understand binary, and those that don't

 

[wanttaja]

With the help of God and a little stick, I got it all back in.

Ron Wanttaja

 

[Albany Tom]

...unless you have to paint it.

 

[DaleB]

Repaint, and thin no more!

 

[farmrjohn]

Well, we have been married for 30 years.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Not with the same cow!

 

[DaleB]

If you don’t say anything, neither will I.

 

[Albany Tom]

...as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly.

 

[GeorgeC]

Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.

 

[luvflyin]

Fifty dollars, same as downtown

 

[eman1200]

The MC is happy to announce the addition of @Jim K as a member of the Management Council effective as of today, December 10th, 2024.

 

[Jim K]

The MC is happy to announce the addition of @Jim K as a member of the Management Council effective as of today, December 10th, 2024.

 

[eman1200]

also, reported.

 

[Bob Noel]

The MC is happy to announce the addition of @Jim K as a member of the Management Council effective as of today, December 10th, 2024.

let us know how the vacation works out for ya...

 

[flyingron]

"And she stepped on the ball."

"I guess you won't be needing a drink."

 

[GeorgeC]

Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!

 

[Sac Arrow]

"Hey baby, relax, when it's fully long, it says 'Adidas"

 

[GeorgeC]

Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much.

 

[eman1200]

“I’m now an airline pilot!”

 

[Tools]

A man who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

I did, sir. That’s how all of this got started.

 

[luvflyin]

“I’m now an airline pilot!”

Yo. @SixPapaCharlie , you gotta get over here and defend yerself

 

[Half Fast]

"Did he mention the $800 he owes me?"

 

[Flocker]

Vinegar and water please