no jokes, just punch lines.

[Albany Tom]

Three years later, they found him, teaching school in Italy.

 

[Tools]

Beer f_ _k.

 

[Tools]

“Boys, I’m goin back to the Yukon to …”. Uh, nevermind.

 

[Charlie Golf]

Put them on that chair, next to my pants.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Because the light was on.

My favorite joke ever!

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

A baby seal walks into a club

 

[Groundpounder]

I have cancer

 

[Chip Sylverne]

Tonto, I said go get the posse!

 

[JOhnH]

What mean "we"' Paleface?

 

[nauga]

The other leg is shorter.

Nauga,
who wonders if @catmandu remembers this one

 

[Bob Noel]

Or do I owe her an apology

 

[Matthew]

You win, you can keep the duck.

 

[Salty]

42

 

[Sac Arrow]

Well, Sally, that isn't my thumb.

 

[DaleB]

Irene.

 

[Half Fast]

Matt.

 

[Half Fast]

Why, if it weren't for Venetian blinds, it would be curtains for us all!

 

[Rich Holt]

Oui'd

 

[GoFly]

The horse’s name was Friday

 

[luvflyin]

Death, but first bobo

 

[Bob Noel]

He had a hat

 

[Chip Sylverne]

It is. You wanna buy a toothbrush?

 

[Half Fast]

Well, his brain is in a jar in my lab, but I guess it's possible he might be out practicing law somewhere.

 

[Half Fast]

Curt and Rod.

 

[Old97]

Rectum? It damn near killed him!

…And so i said “Liquor? I don’t even know her!”

 

[Katamarino]

Wanna go camping?

 

[wanttaja]

Let's meet tomorrow for lunch.

Ron Wanttaja

 

[Sac Arrow]

Wear anything you want, said the mountain man. It's just gonna be the two of us.

 

[Matthew]

Wear anything you want, said the mountain man. It's just gonna be the two of us.

Beat me to it by one post!

 

[Matthew]

I don’t wake up until 8!

 

[Iflydogs]

A pig like that, you don’t eat all at once.

 

[Bill]

Anna one, Anna two

 

[kayoh190]

Wanna go camping?

Dammit, you beat me!

 

[kayoh190]

No, it's salty!

 

[wanttaja]

In their sleevies.

Ron Wanttaja

 

[MauleSkinner]

Well, Sally, that isn't my thumb.

Way I heard it, it was,
“Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! That ain’t my finger, either!”

 

[Matthew]

Hose A and Hose B.

 

[eman1200]

well you better go catch it!

 

[Half Fast]

Let me bring you a drink, ma’am, and how about a banana for your monkey?

 

[DaleB]

DiMaggio?