no jokes, just punch lines.

[Half Fast]

Doesn’t count if it’s basically the same joke.

Well, one's a lawyer joke and one's an accordian joke, but I guess they're sorta interchangeable.....

 

[Charlie Golf]

Skeet.

A good start.

Skid marks in front of the snake.

People cry when they chop up an onion.

Doesn’t count if it’s basically the same joke.

 

[farmrjohn]

The thong is over but the malady lingers on.

 

[Chip Sylverne]

Nope, toothpaste this time.

 

[DaleB]

I think it’s the cobblestones.

 

[nauga]

The taste.

Nauga,
and the point of entry

 

[donjohnston]

Honey, this one's eating my popcorn!

I am so disappointed that I’m the only one who liked this.

 

[luvflyin]

Dear Jesus, if you ever want to see your Mom again…….

 

[Albany Tom]

No ma'am, it's not even carbonated

 

[bflynn]

The 90% give the 10% a bad reputation

 

[bflynn]

Sure, I was here three times in 1944, but I never landed.

 

[luvflyin]

the score is tied and the bassists are loaded

 

[Albany Tom]

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

 

[wanttaja]

"Wrecked 'em? Damn near KILLED 'em...."

Ron Wanttaja

 

[GeorgeC]

The taste.

Nauga,
and the point of entry

Ugh, that took me a long time to figure out.

GeorgeC,
the real McCoy

 

[nauga]

Ugh, that took me a long time to figure out.

I hope you mean the punchline and not the real question.

Nauga,
sandpapering his tongue

 

[Half Fast]

...but grizzly scat contains small bells and smells like pepper.

 

[Skyrys62]

So, two lawyers walk past a bar...

 

[Initial Fix]

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Ouch, did you eat popcorn?

 

[luvflyin]

good morning ladies

 

[Charlie Golf]

But if you donate 5 kidneys, they call the police.

 

[luvflyin]

Ok bellboy, cut her loose

G'dmint lady, ding dong

 

[farmrjohn]

No, I'm a frayed knot.

 

[wanttaja]

The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing.

Ron Wanttaja

 

[Matthew]

BANG!!!

Ok, now what?

 

[Crashnburn]

But we need the eggs.

Just two, but they have to be awfully small.

It just does.

One. She just holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.

Just one, but it really has to want to be changed.

None, it's a hardware problem.

 

[Matthew]

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

 

[wanttaja]

The sight of that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in......

Ron Wanttaja

 

[Crashnburn]

I told you I was sick.

Guess again.

They poked a hole in him and buried him in shoebox.

Kansas got the first pick.

I used to have car like that.

Superman, you're a mean drunk.

When she sat around the house, she sat around the house.

Take my wife.

 

[Bob Noel]

break it up

 

[Charlie Golf]

She wants me to drive.

 

[Charlie Golf]

The doctor slapped my mother.

 

[bflynn]

The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.

 

[Initial Fix]

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

 

[DaleB]

“Tommy, is that you?”

 

[kep5niner]

And then he said “Goony-goo-goo”

 

[Half Fast]

“I know there’s gotta be a pony in here somewhere!”

 

[farmrjohn]

No, really it's ice cream.

 

[Sac Arrow]

"be quiet! I wasn't talking to you!"