no jokes, just punch lines.

[Charlie Golf]

Skeet.

 

[Groundpounder]

You’re going to die, kemosabe

 

[Charlie Golf]

A good start.

 

[Half Fast]

The genie thought I asked for a 12 inch pianist.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Say, Major, tell him about the time you told the witch doctor he was a ****ing *******!

 

[Half Fast]

And the genie said, "Sports car?! I thought you wished for a sport scar!"

 

[MauleSkinner]

The third one is on a snow tire somewhere along I-90.

 

[Half Fast]

"Don't know how they taste; ain't been able to catch one yet."

 

[Ashara Keliyn]

...it says "celebrate", not "celibate"

 

[Albany Tom]

I was talking to the dog.

 

[Half Fast]

Watch it fizz!

 

[Ashara Keliyn]

...so that's why he's always accompanied with a long legged hen, a spherical donkey and a wet cat.

 

[Charlie Golf]

Oh, Waura, it was wousy.

 

[farmrjohn]

That's easy for you to say, you don't have to get up in the morning.

 

[ateamer]

I freed who?

 

[Justin M]

Tankity Tank Tankity Tank

 

[Skip Miller]

No my friend. Not the peach…

 

[farmrjohn]

It's against the law to transport gulls across sedate lions for immoral porpoises.

 

[aftCG]

You can only fit three fingers into a bowling ball

 

[bflynn]

Those who spell “spine” become doctors. The rest go to flight school.

 

[GeorgeC]

Well, I think I'm serving a youthful porpoise.

 

[Zeldman]

Daves not here, man...

 

[DaleB]

Silly rabbi! Kicks are for trids.

 

[Shawn]

....blue, because snakes don't have armpits.

 

[Albany Tom]

With a glass bottomed boat.

 

[Half Fast]

That weren’t no Porsche, it were a Ferrari.

 

[Half Fast]

Because there’s White-Out on the screen.

 

[nauga]

Well hello, little ****.

Nauga,
and Harlan Ellison

 

[MauleSkinner]

No, Lena! I said two test tickles!

 

[Half Fast]

“I’m Tonto, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.”

 

[DaleB]

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

[Half Fast]

I dunno, Coach. I'm not sure I can even swallow it.

 

[CJones]

Doctor, she's choking!

 

[farmrjohn]

People can say look at that S car go.

 

[flyingpreacher]

“Some people just can’t tell a joke…”

 

[Half Fast]

Skid marks in front of the snake.

 

[Half Fast]

People cry when they chop up an onion.

 

[Half Fast]

But it was too late: there was a second accordian in the back seat.

 

[farmrjohn]

I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Skid marks in front of the snake.

People cry when they chop up an onion.

Doesn’t count if it’s basically the same joke.