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AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Robin Willams’ take on golf is funny stuff.
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If you squint, it's mint ...
That was just to move it around on the ground. I think. I hope.
Unless it's in Alaska, in which case anything is possible.
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That's fine. The wings pull up after all. G's will tend to straighten the bent strut. Just pull 5 or 6 Gs and you'll be OK. 
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Guessing - this is what happens when a paramedic is asked to fix an airplane.
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
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My wife will absolutely kill me for it but I feel this urge to do this at the grocery this weekend just because I have a heart of pure evil .... I mean joy ... yeah joy that's what I meant ... lol
MauleSkinner
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Just be careful…I once asked a waitress if that apron with a pocket made her a marsupial. I almost got slapped.
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Likely was the same girl at the checkout when I came up with two cans of corn that were on sale. She mentioned that they were four for a dollar and I told her I only needed two.
That's when I heard, "price check register six please."
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On the other hand...
I was in line at the checkout at the local true value. There was a teenage girl at the register, who was also working the phone. A call came in, she answered, and after a short pause said "Yep, and probably bigger than your testicles" in a completely calm, dead pan voice. I kind of tilted my head sideways, in the Labrador retriever method of asking "wtf?", and she said "He asked if we sold fallopian tubes."
I was in line at the checkout at the local true value. There was a teenage girl at the register, who was also working the phone. A call came in, she answered, and after a short pause said "Yep, and probably bigger than your testicles" in a completely calm, dead pan voice. I kind of tilted my head sideways, in the Labrador retriever method of asking "wtf?", and she said "He asked if we sold fallopian tubes."
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... That's why you always gotta be on guard for the ones with wit ...
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MauleSkinner
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After my niece’s graduation a bunch of us were standing in the parking lot talking. I was single back then, and tended to let my facial hair get out of control. She found what she said was the longest hair in my mustache….turned out it was a nose hair. She plucked it.
I’d let her pull every last one out by the roots to see that look of horror on her mom’s face again.
I’d let her pull every last one out by the roots to see that look of horror on her mom’s face again.
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African or European?
[ ... ANladen? It should be UNladen. "Air speed velocity"? I wonder how many mats they sold.] Yeah, not a perfect doormat.
[ ... ANladen? It should be UNladen. "Air speed velocity"? I wonder how many mats they sold.] Yeah, not a perfect doormat.
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Next, ask her if she is aware that “nothing” will begin with an “n” and end with a “g”
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Why didn't I think of this...
Next time you're at the deli counter buying cold cuts, ask for a third of a pound, or 2/3, of whatever you're buying.
At least 2/3 of the time, the reaction will be... entertaining.
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MauleSkinner
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It would sound like a satisfyingly long fart.
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Not quite as noisy as a millipede wearing tap-shoes.
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
My father's 1934 Ford 5-window coupe has a greyhound as the ornament.
AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Musical superpower.
I have the ability to resist listening to The Temptations.
I have the ability to resist listening to The Temptations.
AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Maybe that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.....
Zeldman
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Maybe this belongs in the life changing songs thread...
geneseib
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Can you prove that to the FAA?
L J Donelson
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AggieMike88
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Would the world be a cleaner place if we have blind people brooms instead of canes?
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Official POA treadmill landing gear!
