Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

This is reminding me of the guy that named his daughter "Denise", and then later named his son "Denephew".
 
An optimist, a pessimist, and a mechanical engineer were asked to describe what they saw before them. On the table was a glass partially filled with water. The optimist replied "I see a glass half full", the pessimist replied "I see a glass half empty". The engineer replied "I see a glass designed twice as large as it needed to be".
 
An optimist, a pessimist, and a mechanical engineer were asked to describe what they saw before them. On the table was a glass partially filled with water. The optimist replied "I see a glass half full", the pessimist replied "I see a glass half empty". The engineer replied "I see a glass designed twice as large as it needed to be".

That's a bad engineer. A good engineer would have realized that the glass was made with a 2x factor of safety.
 
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

That's a spicy meatball

Time to make the donuts

Where's the beef?

 
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