Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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Pilawt
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Pilawt
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Why don’t the Jedi have a Navy?
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Because a Navy would lead to the dock side.
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Because a Navy would lead to the dock side.
L J Donelson
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Did you hear what happened to Biden?
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They had to put him in the hospital.
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He couldn't stop Pootin.
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Here all week, try the veal.
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They had to put him in the hospital.
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He couldn't stop Pootin.
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Here all week, try the veal.
Cap'n Jack
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I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
Cap'n Jack
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
Cap'n Jack
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A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
Cap'n Jack
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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
I recently went to a class to obtain my Part 107 certificate but had a difficult time paying attention
the instructor kept droning on and on and on
the instructor kept droning on and on and on
AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
SkyChaser
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.:--:.
The real reason they do that is so when the pilots are too tired to keep their eyes open, they can still find the right room.
Briar Rabbit
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Walmart is opening Dental Offices in some of their stores.
There will be an Express Lane for people with 12 teeth or less!
There will be an Express Lane for people with 12 teeth or less!
Briar Rabbit
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We all know mirrors don't lie...
I'm just grateful that they don't laugh!
I'm just grateful that they don't laugh!
Briar Rabbit
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I am trying to convince my wife that I am not aging, just ripening to perfection!
Palmpilot
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Like a fine wine!
AggieMike88
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The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
Some folks I have met, more like “fine whine”.
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So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.
Well, what do y'all think??
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jsstevens
I’d subscribe.So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.
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Well, what do y'all think??
SkyChaser
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Half Fast
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Print up some subscription forms, go to the bookstore and tuck them into all the aviation magazines on the stand. In no time you’ll have enough cash to get @2-Bit Speed started on SP training.
Zeldman
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If your airport tower says, ''git 'er done'' instead of cleared for takeoff, you might be in redneck territory....
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
Half Fast
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If your airport’s wind sock is long underwear hung from a tree stand, you might be in redneck territory.
SkyChaser
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I may be contacting you gentlemen later to ask if you would be interested in writing for a start-up aviation magazine, for the "You Saw What?!?!" and "Breaker, Breaker, Over" columns.
Zeldman
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I may be contacting you gentlemen later to ask if you would be interested in writing for a start-up aviation magazine, for the "You Saw What?!?!" and "Breaker, Breaker, Over" columns.
Or, ''How I Flew a Dead Moose on a C-207''....
Half Fast
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If your hangar includes a hog pen and a chicken coop, you might be in redneck territory.
MauleSkinner
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I’d be disappointed if it didn’t involve live animals.
bflynn
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So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.
Well, what do y'all think??
are those soybeans?
Half Fast
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If your CFI carries an empty beer can to spit tobacco juice into during your flying lessons, you might be in redneck territory.
Art Schmidt
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Shouldn't that say "Happy International Women's Day"? Or better yet, what I started typing instead of "international"...Happy Irrational Women's Day, y'all!
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You’ve got to include the redneck equivalent of I Learned About Flying From That, the Hold My Beer column.I may be contacting you gentlemen later to ask if you would be interested in writing for a start-up aviation magazine, for the "You Saw What?!?!" and "Breaker, Breaker, Over" columns.
I got distracted when you used the word filthy...So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.
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Well, what do y'all think??
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So @2-Bit Speed and I got to joking about a magazine tailored towards pilots from the less-than-filthy-stinking-rich portion of the population, and came up with a great idea. So as not to derail the thread about Flying magazine, I posted here. All names and slogans are products of 2-Bit's genius, not mine.
Well, what do y'all think??
I think this deserves its own thread ... "you might be a redneck pilot if ???"
Less than 2 weeks after we bought our new car....