It's sad that the USAF bragging about something lands in the joke category.
I'll suggest a slogan: What if George Custer had 2 of these? But I wouldn't want to be the one that suggested that for the first time the AF has fielded an aircraft designed primarily to attack people that are not members of any national armed forces. Well, primarily designed to spray crops, but re-purposed by changing the target type a little bit.
Maybe we've just decided that we haven't fought a first world air force since 1953, so why worry about it? In which case I'd suggest we start looking at PC-9's for the fighter role. Put some AIM-9's on it and it'll be fine. We can save a LOT of money if we're deciding we're too afraid to fight in Europe anymore.
If we're fighting someone that can't shoot down that thing, we shouldn't be in that fight, in my opinion. It's not a funny airplane unless your humor is really, really dark. Along the lines of - should we suggest they put sirens on it so it makes a loud noise in a dive?
On the other hand, whomever came up with this kinda makes Curtis LeMay look a bit like Mr Rogers. Now that's funny right there.
All in jest, of course, I'm sure this will save us from whatever it is we need saving from these days. Put it together with an old GM motorhome.