Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, wouldn't it follow logically that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers would of course decrease, eventually becoming depleted. Furthermore, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players debased, landscapers deflowered, bulldozer operators degraded, organ donors delivered, and DPEs detested! And of course, composers will decompose.

If we're lucky, Congress will be devoted!
 
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting at a sidewalk cafe when they observe two people enter the house across the street. After a while, three people come out. The discussion begins....

Physicist: "The original measurement was inaccurate."​
Biologist: "They have reproduced."​
Mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house, it will be empty!"​
 
Half Fast said:
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting at a sidewalk cafe when they observe two people enter the house across the street. After a while, three people come out. The discussion begins....

Physicist: "The original measurement was inaccurate."​
Biologist: "They have reproduced."​
Mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house, it will be empty!"​
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Three mathematicians go duck hunting. As they are seated in the blind, a mallard flies by, presenting a difficult crossing shot. The calculus prof fires first, and shoots 10 feet behind it. The actuary fires next, and shoots 10 feet in front of it, whereupon the statistician jumps up and shouts 'We got it!"
 
2026 remake of “the joy of painting with bob ross”. Hosted my chef Gordon Ramsay…”you blanked it up! Throw it away and start over until you can get the blankety blank blanking thing right!!”
 
GaryM said:
Three mathematicians go duck hunting. As they are seated in the blind, a mallard flies by, presenting a difficult crossing shot. The calculus prof fires first, and shoots 10 feet behind it. The actuary fires next, and shoots 10 feet in front of it, whereupon the statistician jumps up and shouts 'We got it!"
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Not sure if that joke is average or just mean?!
 
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