Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. MuseChaser

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    I always keep some "stimulant" handy in case I see a snake.
    Also, I always keep a snake handy...

    (stolen from W.C. Fields)
     
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    Reminds me of this true story that is also humorous

    Racehorse Haynes was a famous Texas defense lawyer and he said his strategy was as follows...

    "Say you sue me because you claim my dog bit you. Well now, this is my defense:

    1... My dog doesn't bite.
    2... And second, in the alternative, my dog was tied up that night.
    3.... And third, I don't believe you really got bit.
    4.... And fourth, I don't have a dog."
     
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    Many won't get that one, I laughed my a$$ off watching it.
     
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    yeah, count me as one that doesn't get the reference....
     
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    Hint: WKRP :)
     
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    a series I didn't watch (but thanks for the hint)
     
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    As old as this is it still makes me laugh..:rofl::rofl:
     
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    That and Alice's Restaurant. It isn't Thanksgiving until the "As God is my witness...!!" line and "they all moved away from me..." come rolling around.
     
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    My wife sent this to our middle daughter this morning.

    I Want To Goat.jpg
     
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    Someone posted this on my HOA's FB page, they found it in the park and were looking for the owner.

    Okay, now I don't know anything about Chase Rice, or really country music in general, and this may be great music. But is it just me, or does this seem like the perfect example of a stereotypical "country music" album? With songs like "Look at My Truck" and "Best Beers of Our Lives" it seems like a satire!

    [​IMG]
     
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    If you play that CD backwards, your truck gets fixed, your dog/horse comes back from the dead, your hangover disappears, and your wife returns to you.
     
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    your truck gets fixed - excellent!

    your dog/horse comes back from the dead - even better

    your hangover disappears - yes1

    and your wife returns to you... um....
     
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    Strange indeed...[​IMG]
     
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    Retold several times, but...(credit to the original author, whom I know not.)

    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Lexus convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Lexus, looked at the old man, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, it's Friday and my shift ends in 30 minutes. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused........ Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.
     
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