Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

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    Fixed it for you.... Wouldn't scroll as the last post!
     
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    And there he is again! It's like deja vu all over again!
     
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    She's not really a Titans fan. She just has $50 on the "over" ...

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    Don't leave out Keith Richards!
     
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    Or Cher.
     
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    Oh, please do.
     
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    Three old guys have problems

    OLD GUY #1 ...At 8:00 in the morning I can hardly pee ... I try and try but only a few drops come out
    OLD GUY #2 ...At 8:00 in the morning I cannot have a bowel movement .... I huff and puff and push but only a few raisins come out
    OLD GUY #3 ...At 8:00 in the morning I pee a full stream and have a great bowel movement

    So what is the problem ??? ... you should be happy

    OLD GUY #3 ... I dont get out of bed until 9:00 in the morning
     
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    Wish I had those abilities in a 172... Either of them (aerobatics or the ability to get up and get some coffee and a !)
     
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    I've heard basically this same joke as being with an F-16 and a B-52, where the punchline is the B-52 pilot saying "I just shut down an engine!"
     
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