Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

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    Solving the 737 MAX issue:

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    Hey, that guy ain't wearin' no boots. :nonod:
     
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    What do you call a nose with no body? No body nose.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? I got no eye deer.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? FFFSSSSHHHH

    Try to keep up.

    What do you call a dam with no water behind it? It's just a wall.
     
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    Seen at the airport over the weekend...
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    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef.

    What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter, he ain't coming when you call him anyway.

    I had a dog with no legs. Took him for a walk but it was a real drag ...
     
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    That is amazing
     
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    not really. When google doesn’t have correct data, it guesses at what you really meant. Put in 000 new cases and you get back some answer, but it doesn’t pertain to zero new cases.
     
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    So it just tells me what it thinks I want to hear?
     
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    And people say Google isn't part of the government.
     
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    Humor......must........have........................humor.........
     
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    Guess I don't get it. There are 1000's of jurisdictions reporting COVID cases, and they've been doing it for ~100 days. So any three digit number will almost certainly match some reported COVID case load since February. Anyway, back to the jokes...
     
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    I was just doing what Hawker800 told me to do. Im triggered.
     
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    I tried it and got this:

     
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    What in the ever living f.....

     
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    Lol oldie but fun. That dude took so much crap for that.

    But I always liked “taxidermy-enthusiast” as a description... creeeeeeepy! LOL