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Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.
Man, those servers are the sh....
How do you know there’s a drummer at your front door?
The knocking gets faster and louder.
How do you get him off the front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Now that there is funny!
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How do you if there's a singer knocking at your front door?
You yell out, "Come in!" and they respond, "I can't find the key and I'm not sure when I should enter."
What'd the drummer get on his IQ test?
How do you tell if a drummer's riser is level?
The drool leaks out of both sides of his mouth equally.
What do call a drummer without a girlfriend?
What do you call someone who likes to hang out with musicians?
How can you pick out a trombonist's kid at the playground?
He no good at swinging and he's afraid of the slide.
What's the similarity between a trombone and a legal proceeding?
Everyone's happiest when the case is closed.
Definition of perfect pitch?
Chucking a clarinet in the toilet without hitting the rim.
Difference between an accordion and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up an accordion.
An accordion and a trampoline?
Yiu don't have to take off your shoes to jump on an accordion.
My daughter played viola, so I got to hear a few:
What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer.
A riff on that joke...
Which is bigger...a violin or viola? Actually, they are both the same size. Violins always look smaller because violinists' heads are bigger.
Or the meaner one:
What do you call birth control for a violist?
RIP Windows 7...
Wait... why is Rocket on there? (To the right of Avicii).
ohh, this does not bode well for my WinXP machine, I presume? lol
Your new weather app:
but now you'll never be a star in a horror movie.