Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

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    Man, those servers are the sh....

    Never mind
     
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    Hillary’s?
     
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    How do you know there’s a drummer at your front door?

    The knocking gets faster and louder.
     
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    How do you get him off the front porch?

    Pay him for the pizza.
     
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    Now that there is funny!


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    How do you if there's a singer knocking at your front door?

    You yell out, "Come in!" and they respond, "I can't find the key and I'm not sure when I should enter."
     
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    What'd the drummer get on his IQ test?
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    Drool.

    How do you tell if a drummer's riser is level?

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    The drool leaks out of both sides of his mouth equally.


    What do call a drummer without a girlfriend?

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    Homeless.

    What do you call someone who likes to hang out with musicians?

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    A drummer.
     
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    How can you pick out a trombonist's kid at the playground?

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    He no good at swinging and he's afraid of the slide.

    What's the similarity between a trombone and a legal proceeding?

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    Everyone's happiest when the case is closed.


    Definition of perfect pitch?

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    Chucking a clarinet in the toilet without hitting the rim.


    Difference between an accordion and an onion?

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    No one cries when you chop up an accordion.


    An accordion and a trampoline?

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    Yiu don't have to take off your shoes to jump on an accordion.
     
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    My daughter played viola, so I got to hear a few:

    What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer.
     
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    A riff on that joke...

    Which is bigger...a violin or viola? Actually, they are both the same size. Violins always look smaller because violinists' heads are bigger.
     
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    Or the meaner one:

    What do you call birth control for a violist?

    Their personality.
     
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    RIP Windows 7... :)

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    Wait... why is Rocket on there? (To the right of Avicii).
     
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    ohh, this does not bode well for my WinXP machine, I presume? lol
     
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    but now you'll never be a star in a horror movie.
     
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