Feel free to refer to this handy online CAP discussion card I've developed after reading about CAP on PoA for a long time.
It's useful for reference at any time, even on other forums:
Any other pilot group's required procedures, wherever they fly, are the best evaaaaar, but CAP's and other places that try to teach to fly by procedures aren't.
Uniforms are cool everywhere else in all sorts of stuff kids and adults do, but CAP shouldn't use them because they look like something mumble military mumble Air Force and that's apparently bad.
Flying kids around is cool everywhere else, but not in CAP because it's military marketing.
SAR is done properly by everyone else, but not CAP because they're not allowed to make mistakes like everyone else.
Bureaucracy and paperwork is fine if the FBO or Insurance company or flight club requires it, but it's too onerous if it's in CAP.
Seniority and calling out the most dedicated folk to fly is fine in every other mission based flying role, especially if the flight looks tough or more risky perhaps than usual, but it's a "good old boy" problem in CAP.
Poorly trained air show crowd control volunteers happen at every venue, but it's inexcusable if they're CAP cadets, so fry them.
And a new one?
I suppose that safety seminars are done great by everyone else, but if a CAP squadron sponsors and puts one on, it's crap. Just because it's CAP.
What did I miss? Did I skip any of the standard CAP bashing themes?
Hahaha.